French gay frog for teh win

Day 2,479, 13:24 • Published in Cyprus Poland • by Noname27100

Hi fellas, as you know Cyprus is a powerful country even if there isn't many citizens : we're stable diplomatically, and we've all of our territory (and some of our neighbors), we can safely say that Kibris is in top form, for more fun, we must be in the shit, and the best way to, is to elect me as CP.
So here is my great program.

On a diplomatic plan :
- I will contact Australia, Nigeria, Austria & North Korea to make an agreement called ANAN.

For the defence :
- I will AS on Normandy to return in my snail's eaters's country, and everyday i'll we distribute some cider and calva's bottles to make the day funnier.

About economoy :
- I'll organize a mass spam of tickets to ask plato to put an economic module.
- I'll also buy some bitchs becaus Fingay isn't enough for a King.

Other things :
- Sunday'll be declared boob's day, and a selection of boobs we'll be posted every hour.
- All articles will necessarily be written in french, because I don't understand one fucking word of the bloody languages that are Turk and Greek, and i'm too slacker to translate everything in english.
- Finway'll be appointed as official sucker of the president.
And to conclude :