First Musings Of A Dumb Dick

Day 653, 00:45 • Published in India Serbia • by Ind1anMartyr

Its been long since I wanted to create a newspaper of my own ... but the muse stayed elusive and work was all pervasive.

Today as I sat with coffee in hand, in walked Dick, my world weary friend.

He sat his rump in my rocking chair and fixed me with a bleary stare...

nodded his head with displeasure and unveiled his precious treasure.

'This diary is what I've been writing, while the world around is busy a-fighting'

'Ah, you mean EDEN and PEACE?' asked I

'Heehaw, with India's congressmen, we don't need these!'
... he guffawed.

'I like to write but there was too much to speak, so I got a friend to draw me the events of the week'

said I 'Ah, how nice, can I share it, if I may?'

'Sure, go ahead, but hand me the bouquets and keep the brickbats away!'

So, while Dick has just taken his leave, he has left me with the events of the week.

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DICK'S POLITICAL EVENTS OF THE WEEK ---

EVENT 1 : AHF gold was stolen and was retrieved. Congress did not have a say in the actions of the most trusted citizens of eIndia and their methods. (thank god!)



I wonder : 'ermmm, Dick, if This had been tabled and proposed, the debate would have been 100 posts long and by the time it would have been agreed that it would be resolved (just the way it actually was!) the companies would have been sold and lost, capiche? Guess not - I guess its tough reasoning with a donkey!'

EVENT 2 :India is ruled by dictatorial foreigners and we are all servants. HELLPPPPPPPP!!!



I wonder : 'Ah, I know how! Think I agree with Dick here, without the disgusting economic and diplomatic acumen of these vile foreigners, we would be free to fight against anyone. Once we lose our gold, we would be free from anyone stealing it; once we lose our regions, we would be free from having to worry about freedom! Makes sense!'

DICK'S EVERGREEN ONGOING POLITICAL EVENT OF eINDIA

STANDING OVATION PLEASE...CLAP CLAP CLAP




Think the picture says it all. We finally had an evergreen representation for an evergreen discussion that uses up thousands of words every week all on its own. Dick says he might even persuade the world media to initiate the DevAnand awards for the longest running, most meaningless, flogged to death (and reincarnated) topic of the year.

OTHER LITTLE SURPRISES :

1. THE RETURN OF PHEENIC.

Yep, Pheenic is back like a Phoenix from the ashes. Dick thinks its the perfect spice in the political life of eIndia.

2. JELLY TURNED 18!!!

Well, unlike scotch, a Jelly does not taste better with age, but this one seems to beat all odds!! Let's all stick the candles in and wish him a Happy Birthday! 🙂 - Can the Jelly now legally visit strip bars? 😉

3. CONGRESSMEN PROVED THEY ARE A LAW UNTO THEMSELVES

As always, confounding the instructions of the NPF, they did their bit to help destabilise India by letting in citizens without any checks. Ah, what would the world do without them!

4. MUMBAI INDIANS WON A MATCH!!!

heh...sorry, that was me, not Dick. To all you unbelievers, MUMBAI....ALA RE!!!

(Dont make me eat my words boys, or I will do a Shahrukh and fly away for important voting duties if u lose!)

BOTTOM LINE :

The problems we face when setting up a company abroad.



Lastly...please forgive Dick for his stupid writing! He is after all a donkey! and a dumb one at that. The admins edited my picture out lol so I have refrained from any comments 🙂


so here's goodbye/au revoir, auf wiedersehen, alvida... till next time! 🙂