EZ Company and General Cartman Lee
Day 1,609, 11:06
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by Gnilraps
EZC Journal
Day 1,609 of the New World
16 April 2012
Today I was asked a very important question by one of the more faithful members of Easy Company, and since I can imagine that this is a question that is also on many other minds, I will address it publicly.
Here is the question in a nutshell:
Easy Company claims to be open to all people regardless of political affiliation, so how can you allow your captains to encourage our members to vote against Pizza the Hut? Doesn't that go against our principle of being politically neutral?
Good question.
Here's my explanation.
EZC's primary loyalty will always be the eUSA.
Pizza the Hut is one of the very few people in this game who has been named an "Enemy of the State." This is a serious designation that has been made by a multi-partisan body known as Congress.
And in fact, Congress after congress has upheld this determination, meaning if there is only one thing that leader after leader after leader can agree on, it is that Pizza the Hut/Ajay Bruno/General Cartman Lee is a threat to National Security.
When we click "Fight", we click it against our enemies... against the nations of ONE... we click "Fight" against anyone who threatens our National Security or the Security of our allied nations.
But Pizza the Hut (along with any other person who is judged by our government to be an "Enemy of the State") is not able to be battled against by clicking "Fight". He can, however, be fought by clicking "Vote".
In other words, endorsing an anti-AjayBrunoCartmanPizzaLee vote is not a POLITICAL maneuver, it is a MILITARY one.
That is why Easy Company participates in such maneuvers. It is because our loyalty to the eUSA is not a POLITICAL loyalty, it is a MILITARY loyalty, and Pizza the Hut is an enemy of the state like Serbia or Poland or Indonesia.
So no. I do not apologize for our participation in the efforts yesterday to prevent a National Enemy from gaining power in a top 10 Political Party. His attempted leadership of such a party is not a Political maneuver on his part but a Military coupe that has failed.
As Commander of Easy Company, I wish to thank those among our ranks who sacrificed their "Vote" click for the benefit of eUSA. Your sacrifice on this particular battlefield has helped to preserve the integrity of our Government by blocking one of the most persistent enemies of our Freedom, General Cartman Lee.
Appropriately, I am publishing this in the category of "Warfare analysis."
You may now return to your regularly scheduled clicking
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Pizza is a vegetable
Actually Kushy, Pizza is an entire food group in and of itself...but I digress.
Voted. Pizza is an enemy of the state!
And this is why Pfeiffer runs the country.
Bloody fools.......
By the way, one day I will burn the Federalist Party to the ground. I promise. 🙂
Your a bigger man then me Gnilraps I would not even be able to stomach answering such an asinine question. Maybe the person who asked the question has no clue who pizza the hut or what PTO means but even if that is the case then go find out what is going on before asking silly questions. Every Political Party with a brain was broadcasting for mobilized votes against PTH or whatever you wanna call him. It's kind of funny that admin's have PTH banned but allowing him to walk around with a 2nd account
4th (?) account!*
well ya lol you know what I mean 🙂
\o/
Gen.FAIL-a-LOT Lee! o>
I like how Pizza thinks he will burn the Feds to the ground xD
Also, funny pfieffer joke is funny :3 .......
^ What he said x2!
Ya'all complain about Pfeiffer, yet work with him against me...
You must like him a lot more then.
10/10 would read again!
Good to know, clears that up.
Guess that leaves the other question for people like me who don't know anything, who's Pfeiffer (Please don't devour my soul)
Greatest article I have read all day!
Pizza, this article was written by the EZC CO addressing an EZC military issue. Why would you want to burn down the Feds' Party?
Even here, wracked by envy in defeat, Ajay's true personality surfaces.
Burn the Feds to the ground? Why would any real, patriotic eAmerican wish the demise of one of the oldest and most involved extant political parties?
Thank you, Gnilraps, for deftly handling a question that must be on many new players' minds.
Now go read my article for some lulz
Okay, so it was me, who asked this question.
1. I am not a new player 😉
2. I know Pizza, for a long time. I wasn't saying that I am sad because you voted against him, I was sad because you voted in the name of the EZC, cause EZC says, that they accept >any
I totally know the issue with Pizzaboy007 xD.
But still it was a principle. That was broken. But since Gnil explained me, that this is more a militaristic operation, than a political, I totally understood this.
I did not wanted to harm anyone patriotism!
Neither mine.
It humors me to see Cartman/Ajay/PTH has vendettas with people over a game. Especially a game where he is on a 4th account and so far hasnt been successful with his tries.
Justifications at their finest.
@Goku 391, Pfeiffer, now know as Henry Arundel is the person behind the curtain. (ref. Wizard of Oz) He runs the United States Workers Party in absentia. Not being a party president, Congressman or (I now understand) even being a eUS forums moderator, he has been reported to manipulate a good portion of what happens in this country. And that usually by underhanded methods.
I'll no doubt be pounced on for being blunt, whatever. If you require further info, please feel free to PM me.
It is nice Gnilraps responded to this if members had questions. I don't agree with going after Pizza in the pp elections, but I understand it. Congressional is a different story entirely though.
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Excellent article! For those of us who are new to the game and have tried to find information but have trouble because it is either outdated or just not that easy to find this helps a lot. For that I thank you!
Creitzell, if we let him run as PP of a top 5 party, we'll have too many "Congressionals" to deal with.
Doesn't pizza get stale and disgusting after a while?
^this
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Finest piece of work I have seen written in a long time. Makes me Proud & Horny even though I am a bastard now.
Lol its actually quiet simple Pfeiffer and PTH are both grown men living in their moms basement playing with their epeen in a stupid meta game where 99% of the normal people could care less about them. One day they will wake up and say "holy crap what have I been doing with my life wasting countless years trolling forums, man I'm a retard" or they will just die from lack of exercise and what not.
they are both getting fat...
Pfeiffer, now know as Henry Arundel is the person behind the curtain. (ref. Wizard of Oz) He runs the United States Workers Party in absentia. Not being a party president, Congressman or (I now understand) even being a eUS forums moderator, he has been reported to manipulate a good portion of what happens in this country. And that usually by underhanded methods.
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Lol its actually quiet simple Pfeiffer and PTH are both grown men living in their moms basement playing with their epeen in a stupid meta game where 99% of the normal people could care less about them. One day they will wake up and say "holy crap what have I been doing with my life wasting countless years trolling forums, man I'm a retard" or they will just die from lack of exercise and what not.
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Excellent article Gnilraps
voted!!
Voted. A tip for all new people in eRepublik: Add Pizza ("General" Cartman Lee) as friend (he will surely add you, if not, give him ONE gold and he will) and watch his curious posts on the friends chat. You will be healed of all Pizza-sympathies after 2 days reading his idiotic, paranoic posts and links.
DEY TOOK PIZZA'S JERB!!!
Even if I added him he wouldn't accept it 😛
Well put Gnilraps.
PTH is like 2 yrs old pizza.....smelly and just rotten to the core.
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