eMarried

Day 1,908, 18:42 • Published in United Kingdom Sweden • by Master Lobban Le Rub Klitoris

My heart is full of joy. After a few very long days Anahi Harrison and I have finally wedded. It was a small gathering of all sorts of characters.

Pat Harper (who was on a Ipad) was the ePriest but he did not live up to my now eWife's expectations and so we had a second ceremony at #shakira with Cygnus taking over the role as Priest. Although he was somewhat better then Pat he still failed to ask for our Vows. Nevertheless Anahi Harrison and I are now happily eMarried and we will be going to Jamaica with air tickets provided by Cygnus in compensation for failing at being a priest.

After the honeymoon we shall go to the front were I'am needed to command the legions. I know Anahi will grow accustomed to the life

I commissioned Prof. J Moriarty to write (he did not want payment) a Love Poem to show how much Anahi means to me (as I'm not to good with words).

Like Swallows returning in the Spring,
Like water flowing off Hasselhoff's back,
Like a shoal of clownfish swimming majestically through the sea,
or the silky tones of Rick Astley.

Like a Shakespeare play performed by the finest actors,
Like a cloud drifting over a blue sky,
Like Barcelona in the sun,
Or a freshly baked blueberry bun.

Like Lionel Messi dribbling,
or Bradley Wiggins finishing,
or Usain Bolt cruising,
or Muhammad Ali bruising.

Like a giraffe on the Savannah,
or an eagle swooping for a fish,
or a film from Stephen Speilberg,
or the creation of an iceberg.

You are beautiful, and I have been captivated.
I bow down before you, until my love is sated.





I have given 4 gold to My Beloveds foundation to help newer players.
I have also rewarded 2 gold to Big Pandora for writing (or copying and pasting) another piece that I think represents some of how I came to marry my eWife

"Love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. I say, fall head over heels. Find someone you can love like crazy and who will love you the same way back. How do you find her? Well, you forget your head, and you listen to your heart. And I'm not hearing any heart. Cause the truth is, honey, there's no sense living your life without this. To make the journey and not fall deeply in love, well, you haven't lived a life at all. But you have to try, cause if you haven't tried, you haven't lived. "