einz, zvei, drei, COOL RUNNINGS!

Day 821, 07:47 Published in USA Argentina by Gessho

Welcome back to "late night with gessho"!

I know I promised you in the last episode an interview with a Serb, but that fell through. It turns out those barbarians don't even speak English. Imagine!


...and they dress funny.

I saw the latest article from Mr. Josh Frost this morning, detailing the peace we're about to enter into with England. I, like you, was disappointed. I mean, how fun was the Battle of London?


artist's interpretation 😁

I even had the "victory in London" userbars all made up to issue to the public. Talk about counting your sperm before it's germinated! I guess we're better off, what with all those MPP's they had stacked. Also, the money it cost. That was a lot of money. We were burning through cash like we were signed to No Limit Records.


my little sister has those glasses.

Now for something completely different:







That's it for tonight, folks. Don't take any wooden nickels, don't be afraid to tell your "partner" about the herp, and make dang sure to rent "Cool Runnings" the next time you run across it. Classic!


some people say you know they can't believe, Jamaica we have a bobsled team.

Tune in next time, when we'll be talking about how to correctly apply the anti-lice shampoo to your delicate nether regions without burning your little nancy-parts.