Eeny Meeny Miny Moe

Day 1,384, 08:10 Published in Canada Canada by supabeasty

Let's face it, this is probably the worst selection of candidates that we could get in Canada. Due to Treian not winning a nomination we are left with the thief Rolo Tahmasee, inactive Addy Lawrence, and the idiot Aeriala (that has a nice ring to it).

I guess we will start with Rolo Tahmasee who is probably the most controversial of all the candidates. For those of you who don’t remember or are newer to eCanada, Rolo stole a considerable amount of money from eCanada after winning the Presidential election. He was somehow elected once again and impeached once more. He is not somebody that we can trust and you have to take everything he says with a grain of salt. While he wants us to forget the past, it is impossible to forget the damage he did to eCanada.

Next on the list is Addy Lawrence, who has been running the MOO party for quite a long time. He understands economics and is a pretty solid choice for president. However, he supports or at least supported Rolo even after all that he did to harm eCanada. More importantly, he is away camping so therefore he is inactive and wouldn’t be much of a president. He also has not expressed much interest in being president.

The last candidate is Aeriala who has been president once before. Aeriala did a pretty good job last time as president, but the times have changed. Now Aeriala is completely out of touch with the eCanadian people and in my opinion, may even be worse than Rolo. Aeriala's plans are not realistic and would hurt Canada. I believe that Aeriala as president would bring a lot of change to eCanada and none of it would be good. Aeriala has even been quoted as saying “I'm a terrible person.”

So that brings us to the conclusion. How should I choose who to vote for? I believe the best way is to play a little game of Eeenie Meenie Miney Moe. Remember, impeachment is always an option 😛