E-Day News&Notes

Day 1,708, 22:41 • Published in USA USA • by King Harambe X

Hello, eAmericans.

Just a few things I wanted to get on paper before the elections start in just a couple of hours. I get the feeling tomorrow will be a crazy day. I'm running in New Mexico under the RLC. All votes are greatly appreciated.

In the event you can't catch a ride out to New Mexico, I've compiled a little 'John Jay Approved' list of candidates that also deserve votes.

John Largo
Legolas555
Zheng-He
Phoenix Quinn
Richard Nixon II
e5anderm

In other news, our glorious leader has put out another article. Just a couple notes.

"If I had known that all it took was a measly 50k to cause one country to NE their supposed bro, I would had taken advantage of that with our enemies many years ago."

You did know. But we know. And we know you know. Now everyone knows. Know what I mean?

"In unrelated news, I would like to announce that potato134 is no longer a NSC Director."

Unrelated? Really?

Acacia Mason and Glove wrote really good articles on the other side of this issue. They get it.

Also, apparently potato did it. You decide.

Final Note: A question for the Executive. Why are we helping Spain wipe Portugal? (An ally)

Remember, vote today, start making your voice heard!