CP Campaign Article - Why So Serious?

Day 2,844, 00:33 • Published in Australia Australia • by Kattrrina

I Kattrrina am running for cp of this beautiful nation. (Well for as long as it lasts 😉 )

My Policies for this month:

Military

Well for the past month unlike some people I can mention (pr3zzyy to be exact) I haven't been sitting on my arse twiddling my thumbs all month.

I have been creating weapons for use in our war to come:



Yes fellow aussies we have the atom bomb which will soon be used on our enemies. Special weapon of mass destruction I've got admin to give us for the next few months. These weren't giant mushrooms you saw in the skies it was our testing of the weapons:



Together with our special kangaroos:






Of course our soldiers will have new uniforms:



Sorry guys its for your own protection.

The reason for all this. We're taking over the world.

Starting with an Airstrike on Thailand! Yes its true that is in the works.

First we'll drop the nuke. And then airstrike anything thats left.



And if you're wondering how we're paying for this pr3zzy has promised 2000 million cc to the war fund. Where hes getting it from I don't know.

Rusty D was going to put in 20 million cc but after he heard that said it wasn't needed.



Foreign Affairs

The MoFA will spend this term accepting other nations surrender as they watch us blaze away across the eworld. And he gets 10% of the spoils. So feel free to apply.

New Players

I intend to triple our population with new players. So please people we need you to step up to help the noobs learn the game.



Cabinet

Got 8 spots open you get to share the spoils including whats in treasury, which will be a lot since taxes will be 25% across the board, and if you're really nice I'll let you have some of the 700k I blackmailed J Seemore out of. Equal shares so send me a pm to apply. Only qualification needed the ability to troll the hell out of other nations.



Finally a had a couple of people apply for the position of court jester.

And sorry Henry the 8th you didn't make it. Seriously you thought this outfit was good?



And this just ewww.



The winner is pr3zzy congrats my man you will make a great court jester.
A few pics he sent in:









That Lany under there?



PS: Life is short never take it seriously.

PPS: Special shout out to Helen and Ubod. Love you guys!

Kattrrina
CP Candidate September 2015