Coffee and cigarettes - with Malbekh

Day 1,741, 13:57 Published in Ireland Ireland by Kurdt Fradenburg

Fancy borderline:


Tonight we are doing strange things with Malbekh,
I hope you brought the lubricants.

'evening
Hi. I'm doing multiple things and I'm not a woman so this could be a slow process

Yeah, I'm trying to do one thing and still can't
but surely editing will fix it and you will be glorified as you should be.
combined with the shameless self-promotion I incorporate in these

it will make a fine one
Glorification is nice, but only if it serves a purpose, so stop scrapping and bowing, it's not like you. It's not as if I'm chewie is it?

Chewie?
we're not talking about glory holes here mate

if thats what you were up to...
sorry to dissapoint

We'll, let's make it entertaining. That's the most important thing

yeah, the interview started 6 minutes ago, we might just keep it going
Off you go, it's complete chaos already, hope you have a good editor
I lied, I have none. 😶

what you up to these days? I've heard you hit it big in Japan
but couldnt be bothered to read the whole thing
Nah, disaster, I hit on both sides and pretended I was going for 2 BH's but Yddub didn't believe me, said I was a senile old git (only 50% true)
We're doing NewFoundLand tonight with some old timers, should be more fun, you're welcome to join in
Hmm 37:7 Loland, not looking good
Anyway, you're supposed to start these things off on coffee


yeah actually
just made one
I feel like an interviewer already

and sure I'll join you ancients, I'm lost in this sea of battles I dont wanna fight anyway

actually, it was just one, against Paraguay

but I feel like bitchin

Against Paraguay *evil stare*

yaa
I was just obstructing it

So basically you like hegemonic powers
Any excuse

hegemonic powers?
I like Paraguay, probably because of Moo - someone who I dont really know
but hes a charming lad

You sure you feel like fighting against Poland as well?
Paraguay are really cool, and a well run country with an organised MU
They could teach us a lot.....

perhaps teach us how not to be ..idiotic?
its true they have only one MU?

Yeah, but each regiment self invites so you stay with your buddies. It would never work here ofc, the RL Irish like fighting each other over anything else, apart from fighting the Brits ofc

I'm rl Serbian.. so I feel like home
and it doesnt imply that I like it
tho it makes the game fun

Yeah, funny how the IRish and Croatians get on so well, would be the same with the Serbians if alliances were different

defo
I know a number of eSerbs

fighting for Ireland
some are in Ireland actually, I think 5-6

Really? You do know that Serbia will be #1 in about 5 months, more influence than the USA?
I dont keep track at such things, doesnt matter for me

Well, in long term strategy it helps to know who to side with or who is going to be kicking your ass

So how was your holiday?
the trip was great, my first one outside of country
ended up in Amsterdam , so yeah
good times.


what about your summer?
I know Amsterdam..........too well
Summer was spent in Ireland........next topic please.......


next topic
how was summer in Ireland?

or is that the same topic as before
I really dont know
if I do than I do it on purpose.

Obviously my evil stare isn't working....

ohh
k k
so in which place you live ?

I'm in Dublin which translates from the Gaelic Dubh Linn or black pool, kind of appropriate. I'm in South County Dublin which makes me a snob, but I was born in Crumlin so be careful....

oalright
so how are summers in Crumlin?
you cant threat me ,I only know of wexford strawberries
😕

Like all Irish ones, cool, wet & windy with occasional shaft of sunlight

ton of solar panels I suppose
well thats good for economy
do you like strawberries and what you think of eIre's economy?

I remember having a conversation with MUFC92 who suggested I should go to the beach. I had to explain to him that it was 13C at the time and raining....typical summer's day

he's croatian, dont blame him
and besides that, they also have a warm sea

Eire's economy - look only people outside Ireland call Ireland 'Eire'. Like well meaning Brits or Bhane for example

eIre
like... eIreland

If I hear him say 'beloved Eire' one more time I'll.........not do much as we need the big lug

Crumlin talk?
you tough tough man
are you stronger than Seanan - self described as a ball of meat

Our economy..we'll survive, mostly because we don't do rioting. We're not good at the anarchy stuff, but certain scores will be settled at a later point

Seanan? No idea, Kurgan thinks Seanan and I are alike because we're 'fence sitters'. Of course Kurgan is wrong as usual....

let me google fence sitting
see if its 18+
such things have no place in my interviews!

Just checked, yeah I could take out Seanan, but it would be a good fight. He should come home.


looks painful
And it is.

It means not taking sides and trying to appease people
I fail at that
Fail is good
How else do you learn?
watching others fail I guess?
but that doesnt slap you hard enough
so yeah.

Not the same - that schadenfreuden
gesundheit
Bless you

Wohlt ihr das bet in flammen sehen?
I know.. no need to answer
we need Seanan here
but he'll chase away all the portugese girls.

Well, I was going to but then you interrupted

I am a mean interviewer
Yes, very. Quacking here
Quack, quack


I told you
no 18+ here tonight
gods you're slow
and you are too Malbekh!

I can't type for shit that's why

hows the birthday going?
Over now, he's off to secondary school tomorrow, teenagers in the house, never the same again

time for your recess yeah?
No, it's cool. You should join our unit, you've already joined out chat channel

I joined #eICA several times
and it doesnt make me a retard

-bang-
We recruit retards too. Even the commander

To join Malcontents I believe one needs to be self funding?
my one q2 food company finds that bad.
didnt have time to steal yet
not implying ANYTHING!

Yes, well researched. I guess the perspective is that the 'older' generation usually have RL jobs and can afford to pay for stuff to make them self-sufficient. They tend to be a bit more relaxed about stuff too
So we don't run a commune
It means that we only appeal to a small percentage of citizens, but a very important one in our opinion

I got to the relaxed part
but not to the RL job one.

Then you fell asleep? Works then...

I feel like an 'old member of our proud community'
even tho I'm not around for that much

Kurdt, you're well respected and a great asset.
but involvement in eIrish affairs I guess makes one older and not caring after some time.

21:53 Malbekh Kurdt, you're well respected and a great asset.
he said it!

I think you need to understand that in a small country like ours, it only take a 'few good men' to ensure it is run well and without corruption

sometimes the few good men tend to make it fewer
and tend to think they are more good than they really are.

Yeah, that's the true test, country over self-glorification
But I'm telling you, they are out there
Ronisu is a great servant but in a bad time zone at present, not his fault, but he's as good as they come
Ethel likewise

Those who I know are mostly inactive and indifferent when active.
Chewie is an awesome commander if in the right circumstances
And IBhoy is pretty impressive

A combination of any 4 of the above working for this country would be an optimum result
If only they could work together
ILP are probably the best honest brokers in the business, but on a military scale they have issues, it's a shame if they only did politics though


I cant see it working in our virtual reality
No, but you point out the obvious and wait and see

Well, there you go, galant leaders
One Love
FOR THE GREATER GOOD

where do you fit in Malbekh?
Very well thank you
It's important to note that we only (the Irish) fight amongst ourselves when we're bored and have nothing to do. Everyone knows we need a campaign to get us off and running and I have reason to believe that's going to happen soon.
I would say more but I gave Congress a miss this term

explain
'giving miss' to someone not familiar with giving misses

Ooh, a few of us felt it would be a good idea to let the younger citizens a say, unfortunately it opened the door to a group that are looking to PTO Ireland, we'll deal with that later

but, MUFC is out of Ireland...
joooking I luv u bby
see, fence sitting myself


tell me about the PTO group
I'm very well uninformed these days.

Har Har. Actually MUFC (or Muck Face as I called him) was a great servant for this country, he and his band of merry Croatian will be missed, in influence at least. And his girlfriend was hot...
I'll write an article about that later, still formulating the information

ahh!
I usually write the article first
than take care of the information
but they turn out to be correct always so
well, not always

No scoops here for you kiddo
but this is my article
and I dont care.

Well, you call it like it is and if it's wrong then you tried your best. The point is one of principle = your motives and no-one questions yours and I hope no one questions mine

my motives
I like to think I have them
anyway when speaking of your ones I found nothing wrong yet

Well, it's important to make people think, that's the whole point behind writing n'est-ce pas?

Socrates didnt like his drink though.
depends I guess, if you have stakes in it or not
Is this another lame Plato joke?
not really no
I've lost my stakes
if I ever had them


what about you?
Everything is done for a reason.

and on that mystical note
before concluding this nice chat
link me a picture that best describes you at the moment

something....mystical
for the ladies in the audience.




Happy birthday

you got the candles right
thanks

45:9 Loland
right lets make it harder shall we
See you on the battlefield

thank me for doing this
glad you had so much fun
and that you wanna do it again sometimes.

OK - thanks for the free publicity - I'd love to do it again. We are still looking for recruits

"free"
good one
😕


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