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Dear America,

I thought I'd hijack my own newspaper to just talk to you all today. I'm sure you've all heard about the resistance wars in Colombia, and I'm proud to say I was a part of that. Today I'm back in the good ol' USA. I did my part in the battles, I fought, but now I'm back here to serve even more. Not only will I be working with the military as a civilian soldier, but I plan to run for congress in West Virginia! I need each and every vote I can get, and I hope that I can rely on yours, good people of America.

So what have I done for America that makes me deserving to serve as a Congressman? Well, I'm a civilian soldier who learned very quickly how to listen to DoD orders. I plan to join the Home Guard as soon as possible, to continue defending my country. Even outside of the military, though, I've been working with the government since almost my first week of birth. Right now I'm the Citizen Task Force Assistant Director, and from that I've gained not only the ability to work in a team, but also to lead that team. I'm quite willing to do my part to help out in America, input when I know what I'm talking about, but defer to a more knowledgeable Congressman or Congresswoman when I don't.

I hope that you all like what you've heard, but please, educate yourselves! My opponents are intelligent people who have much to offer as well. I'd just like to think that I can offer more, but that's for you, the voter, to decide.

Love from Colombia!
Bradley Reala