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An Open Letter to Elizabeth Jones:

Day 1,427, 17:21 • Published in USA USA

• by Israel Stevens

You've had your say. Now get back in the Kitchen.

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Comments

Pdeb Day 1,427, 17:22

PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE!

Chris Hartman Day 1,427, 17:23

2nd

s0beit Day 1,427, 17:23

PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE!

Devill Day 1,427, 17:23

WHY DID YOU SPIT ON MY FOOT!

VinylScratch Day 1,427, 17:23

I had to laugh.

Lexone Day 1,427, 17:25

nice kitchen..

Cody Caine Day 1,427, 17:26

voted, but EJ is a dude, according to many sources.

Israel Stevens Day 1,427, 17:28

That's sexist Cody, men can cook too.

s0beit Day 1,427, 17:31

Cody Caine: These kind of men belong in the kitchen

portcolumbus Day 1,427, 17:33

Thanks to everyone who is with me while EJ continues to talk without evidence. She called me an "elite". Who here thinks I'm an elite?

Irov Day 1,427, 17:35

According to her avatar, EJ is getting ready to serve a seven-year prison term somewhere in the bowels of southwestern Ukraine...so I wouldn't sweat her too bad.

Cody Caine Day 1,427, 17:36

its not sexist, 😛

VinylScratch Day 1,427, 17:42

Portcolumbus:

You are a filthy elite :3

portcolumbus Day 1,427, 17:42

Ok....

Cody Caine Day 1,427, 17:43

I really hope you are joking Macros

Jude Connors Day 1,427, 17:43

i lol'd

Viado Celtru Day 1,427, 17:55

hmmmm, Cody Caine - Level 27, not even 6 months old, no congress or CP medals. Yep we defs got an elite here 😛

Viado Celtru Day 1,427, 18:07

Because you don't support PtH and his Serbian and Hun takeover of the eUSA. You support legit Americans trying to keep the establishment together instead of wanting to see the whole country burn.

😛

Liquid Oxygen Day 1,427, 18:31

Ha! I lolled. Then I voted.

Nuriessa Day 1,427, 18:33

Holy hell! If I had a kitchen like Elizabeth Jones, I'd get back to it! 😛

angky Day 1,427, 19:12

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-comic-dont-angry-usa-back-to-your-mama-and-grow-up-please-1884212/1/20#comments

s0beit Day 1,427, 20:02

Nuriessa: I agree. That is a fine kitchen, on second though, somebody take a time machine to 1970s USSR and find us a filthy kitchen to export EJ to.

ct_gabriel Day 1,427, 21:18

http://s1.220.t1.ro/?mmid=a7eee392842804306

VinylScratch Day 1,427, 21:54

"Portcolumbus:

You are a filthy elite"

Did I forget the sarcasm tags? This happens alot. I apologize.

Pizza The Hut II Day 1,427, 22:11

"Because you don't support PtH and his Serbian and Hun takeover of the eUSA. You support legit Americans trying to keep the establishment together instead of wanting to see the whole country burn."

-Proof or GTFO