An interview with Wild Owl

Day 2,453, 13:25 • Published in Pakistan China • by Pakistan Army

Dear readers,
today we have an interview with Wild Owl.
Wild Owl is a renowned RL Pakistani player who used to be in ePakistan, but is now situated in eUSA. He is an ex-eUSA CP, ex-Sirius HQ member, current eUSA Secretary of State and part of the HQ of the Pacifica alliance.

Legen😛
WO = Wild Owl
TDK = The DarkKnight
Enjoy.
TDK- Lets do this interview in Urdu
WO- ok
TDK- Aap ke nipples kis rang ke hain, pink ya brown?
What color are your nipples, pink or brown?
WO- Light pink.
TDK- aap jhoot bol rahe hain
You are lying
TDK- aap jhoote hain
You are a liar
WO- baaji na akai bataya tha? lol
did your sister tell you? lol
TDK- Aap ne apne lun ko kabhi naapa hai? Agar haan toh size bataiye
Have you ever measured your p#nis? If yes then tell us the size.
WO- no.
no
TDK- Hmm.. ok
Hmm.. ok
WO- agar strywgr kahai ga to aapko lun tasweer naap kar bataun ga, tasweer kai sath
If strywgr wishes it then I will measure it and give you a picture while measuring
TDK- Janab!
Mister!
WO- Jee TDK saheb
Yes TDK sir
TDK- aap ka favorite TV show host kon hai?
Who is your favorite TV show host?
TDK- Mera toh aamir liaqat hai
Mine is Aamir Liaqat
WO- ruk, sochnai dai, mujhe pakistani shows ka itna nahe pata
Wait, let me think, I don't know that many Pakistani shows
TDK- sunny leone is indian, btw
WO- ik
WO- ...
WO- mairai favourite show Good Morning Pakistan hai
My favorite show is Good Morning Pakistan
WO- jis pai Veena jee ki shaadi hue thee
Where Miss Veena got married
TDK- okay
TDK- aap har mahiney aik dafa nahatey hain ya kabhi kabar 2 dafa bhi naha lete hain?
Every month you shower only once, or do you also shower twice a month occasionally?
WO- jab bhe apkhai ghar sai item aati hai, uskai aglai din mai zaroor nahata hu.
Whenever an item comes from your house, the next day I always shower
TDK- achha hamein show mein professional behavior dikhana hai
Ok we must continue this show in a professional manner
TDK- isliye agle sawal ki taraf chalte hain
So lets move on to the next question
TDK- aap ke paoun ka size kia hai?
What is the size of your feet?
WO- 11
TDK- abbu se maar khayi hai?
Have you ever been beaten up by your dad?
TDK- agar haan
If yes,
TDK- toh sabse ziada kab pari
When were you beaten up the most
TDK- aur kyun
And why?
WO- han
Yes
WO- aik baar hee pari thee
I got beaten up once
WO- 3 saal pehlai, aik pipe sai. lol
3 years ago, with a pipe. lol
TDK- kis wajah se
What was the reason?
WO- mai kuch ghalat kaam mai pakra gaya tha.
I got caught doing some bad stuff
TDK- aap ne kiski bund mein ghussaya tha pipe?
Were you inserting the pipe inside someone's assh0le?
WO- nahe, i wish.
no, I wish.
TDK- ghalat kaam? jaise ke?
bad stuff? like what?
WO- next question.
TDK- nazreen wildowl muthal pakra gaya
Viewers, Wild Owl the wanker has been caught
TDK- moving on
TDK- kis politician ko support karte hain?
Which politician do you support?
WO- Shahbaz Sharif.
TDK- unhon ne aapko yaqeenan laptop diya hoga
He must have given you a laptop
TDK- kitne rupee mein bike aap?
For how many rupees did you sell yourself?
WO- nahe, hamari baraadri ka vote N league kai liye shuru sai jaata hai
no, our clan has always voted for N League since the start
TDK- aap ka taaluq lahore se hai?
Are you from Lahore?
WO- yes. but I'm back in Reading now.
TDK- aaj tak kabhi kisi dilchasp shakhsiyat se, jaise ke TV adakaar, siyasatdaan, ya kisi aur se kabhi mile hain?
Have you ever met any interesting personality, such as a TV actor, politician etc.?
TDK- siwaye mere
except me
WO- yes.
WO- Salman Taseer sai mila tha, wo mar gaya hai ab. lol
I met Salman Taseer, now he's dead. lol
TDK- yeh baat sun kar aapki champ se date set karwane ka dil karta hai
After hearing this I feel like setting you up on a date with champ.
TDK- khair
anyways
WO- LOL
WO- khair, the most recent famous person
WO- bilal khan sai Lums mai
was Bilal Khan in LUMS
TDK- un ke saath picture li?
did you take a picture with him?
TDK- gale mile?
hug him?
TDK- haath milaya?
shake his hand?
WO- baht kuch kiya, naa poochiye 😳
I did a lot of things, don't ask 😳
TDK- ab samajh aaya abbu ne pipe se kyun mara
now we understand why your father hit you with a pipe
WO- LOL
TDK- aap ki favorite dish?
your favorite dish?
WO- favorite dish...
WO- chicken biryani
TDK- aap ki favorite bachi?
your favorite chick?
TDK- celebrity
TDK- aur favorite bacha
and favorite boy
WO- pakistani?
WO- Iman Ali
BONUS IMAGE:

WO- bachi
chick
WO- aur bacha...hm..i dunno
and boy...hm..i dunno
WO- koi bhe nahe
nobody
WO- strywgr?
WO- yes , strywgr
TDK- bachon ki choice hi itni ziada hai aap kisi aik ko select karke baaqiyon ka dil na tor dein
there are too many boys, so if you choose one you might hurt the feelings of another
TDK- agar aap ko choice di jaaye
if you were given a choice
TDK- aap shair se phadda karein ya shark se
to either fight a shark or a lion
TDK- toh kissay larein ge?
who would you fight?
TDK- balke
actually
TDK- aap ko donon mein se kisi aik ki bund maarni hai
you have to f**k one of them. in the butt.
TDK- kiski maaren ge?
which one would you f**k?
WO- Shark ki.
the shark.
TDK- 7 topon ka salute
7 guns salute
WO- Paani ka apna hee maza hai
water has its own pleasure
TDK- pakistani machhliyon aur machheron
Pakistani fish and fishermen
TDK- pehchan lo apna asli dushman
realize who your true enemy is
TDK- aap ka favorite eRepublik player? non-paki
your favorite eRepublik player? non-paki
WO- Hm.
TDK- Hm = helen moon?
WO- favourite player would be Oblige.
TDK- *Censored*
WO- *Censored*
TDK- messi ya ronaldo?
messi or ronaldo
WO- Ronaldo
TDK- afridi ya ronaldo?
WO- Ronaldo
TDK- chalein
okay
TDK- aaj ke liye bas itna hi
this is enough for today
TDK- bohat bohat shukriya hamare show ka hissa ban ne ka
thanks a lot for being part of this show
WO- 😘
TDK- PAKISTAN!!!!!
TDK- ZINDABAADDDD
WO- huehue
WO THE DARKKNIGHT ZINDABAD
We would like to thank Wild Owl and his team for this interview.
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Government of ePakistan.
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