A short poem to eLithuanian-Polish relations

Day 2,737, 23:50 Published in Poland Poland by Augenis1

Lithuanian walks into the room, talking
In a very crude accent,
This whole eThing to him is boring -
His fists can't dent a Polish tank.
United his friends could stand, but
Ammunition and Q7s are pretty scarce...
No articles since god knows when.
Intelligence and extra men
Are drowning in shashliks and beer!

While the eWorld is all hustlin'
In ol' Litwa, we are bustin'
Lasagnas out of momma's fridge -
Light Polish tanks still just don't dent.
But now we don't have what to eat
Easy, brother, there's lots of meat
From fallen friends who took a beat
Resistance Wars provide us not just hope
Even food, but we just can't win...

EPoland-domo, p-please be gentle.