A Return to Integrity
Inwegen
My fellow Americans,
I have sat by and watched American Foreign Policy run amuck for too long now. The direction our country is headed angers me.
Angry eagle.
We are on the verge of a Civil War. Americans, good Americans are fighting against our country because of the policies and decisions of our out-of-touch President. These people are not terrorists, they are not traitors, and they should not be punished for what is going on.
This administration has ignored reason in favor of beating its chest. It has abandoned our allies in favor of a foreign policy that is out of touch with reality. Most importantly, this administration has undermined the public, and pursued a war with a country that has always helped us. Though the Canadian administration takes part of the blame for this war, it was totally avoidable. I personally told the President, the Secretary of State, and the Secretary of Defense that Canada WOULD vote that NE proposal down, but I was brushed off. The wheels of war had begun to turn, and they would not allow someone to stop them.
At the end of his term as Speaker of the House, he will be stepping aside. He won’t be running for Speaker again.
Instead, he’ll be taking advantage of RAHRAHchestthumping announcing his candidacy for President.
We are headed down the wrong path as a country. You know it, and I know it. But this time must be different. We can’t just sit idly by while a select few people decide the direction of the country. We have the power the choose our own path as a country, and we say that this time, things WILL be different.
You see, my fellow Americans, you'll recall I was different last time. Last time someone who I won't name was President, we spent more time losing than winning, something which I'd like to return to. We lost every foreign resource bonus we controlled, but goddammit we had fun. This is why he's DIFFERENT than what we're currently doing now. I pledge to support this different philosophy. I pledge to lose on all fronts, just like last time.
Their main reason for the failed CTRL alliance is that they are bored fighting over the same regions over and over. Sure, that can get redundant, but nothing is more exciting than fighting in our own part of the worldbut anything is better than fighting on American soil. After the completely avoidable war with Canada erupted, we lost almost all of our MPPs yet we're still winningLOL, which means we are extremely vulnerable. My number one priority will always be the safety of the country, and you can bet your ass I will fight to keep us safe.
I will be against anything that renews our MPPs with Croatia, Romania, Greece, and Turkey. Countries like these, as well as France and Germany, Canada and Brazil, and China and Argentina have given us every reason to show aggression towards them.
So yes, if elected, I will be exploring the idea of a new alliance, but I will do so keeping in mind all of the Balkans friends we have in this game. I’ll call it the I GOT THIS Doctrine. It won't even require him to log in, because honestly he won't bother anyway.
Also, if you want to hang out in our campaign room, please check out #HESGOTTHIS on irc!
~I
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Comments
SERIOUSLY
GUISE
HE MIGHT HAVE IT THIS TIME
Probably not.
HE GOT THIS
"I pledge to lose on all fronts, just like last time."
interesting policy
bigc, yea, Haliman really enjoys losing. It's an odd policy.
Something smells fishy and a bit like ass.
SERIOUSLY
ΤΡΑΒΑ ΞΥΡΙΣΟΥ
Ralph Ericson seems to have Haliman's cologne down perfectly.
Seriously m8. you cannot show aggresion to any of the countries you mention. 50% of your population are from these countries. So think a bit before u speak!!!
It's like no one knows what a parody is....
And who the fc are you ?
Welcome my eyes the two.
Go to the corner to see if I come!
Who are You to judge others ?! What would an Elephant say to an Ant ??
@Inwegen στοκman
I don't have face to come out in society
GAMA are freaky when they come at someone in numbers. Don't know which one's speaking. They remind me of the Weeping Angels from Dr Who. I think's its the identical Iskandar busts.
Wiggy, Massive Respect! or is that sarcasm...
one can't tell anymore in this MMORP version of Liar's poker....
I agree with your summary, but Frost or the Ape are not going to be President ever again!
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Because your president did such a great term, right?
Big Liquid Mouth, your e-country wouldn't exist without GAMA and the other MUs.
.....and inwegen you Manchester boy, go to the corner to see if I come!
Noob Faustian Man G@MA is Legion. They always come in numbers
I saw light and entered
😛PPPPPPPPPPPPP
Liquid pures we are a legion
lol, voted
icwutudidhere
whats the message from this? I got nothing from it
Nioce.
Lame...
Us against the world then! w00t!
Why am I being told to go to the corner. I live in a round room... no corners. I don't think you can come there.
V! and...
★★★★★★★
Media Idea is back
MMMMMulti Q777777
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2091007/1/20
★★★★★★★
SHOUT!!!!
Pretty sad when the leaders of America can't write their own articles and simply cut and paste a standard form article...
>standard form
>copy/modifying for satire
You think you're so smart Derp Blud.
Do we want another Pfeiffer candidate in the white house?
nope
Do we want to hear more bizarre conspiracy theories about Pfeiffer?
nope