15 For Fridays

Day 1,458, 13:14 Published in USA USA by Gnilraps


EZC Journal
Day 1,458 of the New World
17 November 2011




The Official Militia of the Federalist Party is proud to announce:

15 for Friday

Ordinarily, our communed soldiers receive 7 tanks and two food drops daily. Tomorrow we will be trying a new program that, if successful we will repeat weekly.

15 Tanks plus two food drops.

15 Tanks should be enough to get 25 kills.
15 Tanks will more than double your influence and ranking up tomorrow.
15 Tanks will KILL MORE ENEMIES of the eUSA.

Thanks to the tireless efforts of our Logistics Officer WintersFury1, our QM's Sozo and Neron Trocki, our 2nd in Command Molly Emma, our army of Communed Workers, our generous Brazilian Babe Benefactor Clorofila whose Q5 facilities are pumping at full bonus, and thanks to the generous funding provided through the Office of Militia Support, EZC is able to run this program. And if our math is correct, we should be able to do it weekly.






If you are interested in joining EZC Militia, the longest-standing private Militia in the eUSA, send me a Friend Request and a Private Message. I will invite you into the Regiment that best suits you.






16 Shells endorses:
The Book of Jude the undead hippie.
Voice of America
Non-dip-shit kooguys' kooguy's fire
Chae Dee Business
Meet the Press
The National Broadcast System
Department of Defense Orders
The WHPR
eNPR
The Treasure Map
Allied War Report
and getting your butt into a military unit.


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