[USWP] The Workers endorse Wild Owl for President

Day 2,936, 08:05 Published in USA USA by Pfeiffer.



You voted.

I tallied.

And by tallied I mean the forum poll did it automatically.

By a rather wide margin, Wild Owl has won the USWP endorsement in this Presidential race.

Why?

LEMME TELL YOU WHY



CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO



AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE



Also, you know...he's qualified. He's been President a bunch, never broke anything, and his only serious flaw is that he refuses to open his eyes and see that Oblige is a horrible whale who needs to be harpooned in the face.

Also his campaign isn't predicated on a reversal of a position he believes in just because LUL.



HOOTY HOOT

Should you need anything, my inbox is always open.

As always, I remain

Yours,



~Pfeiffer
Austin 3:16 says the Owl gonna kick your ass


Taylor