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Today I'm coming to you as the spokesman for the United States Workers Party. Why?



I want to talk to you about some of the things the USWP has been doing and what is coming up.

1. Congressional Elections
2. Brainz for Zombies
3. Me.
4. Contests!



Congress elections are on the 25th. That means you all have until the 23rd to register for a seat. There's a few things we require of you to run for congress.

1. Sign up on our form to be one of our approved candidates.
2. Register to run on the party page.
3. Write an article. Thursday I will highlight all of our congress candidates. If you don't have an article, I won't know what to highlight about you.

Once you do all that you'll be ready to run for congress! If you wish to be a congress person this is the only way to do it.



Brainz for Zombies is the #1 program for new players in the world*. This is the best way for members of the USWP to fight, get food, and help the United States gain her regions back from the pesky Polish.

Brainz for Zombies will supply you every day until you are level 36 with 500 health and 8 Q6 weapons. The rules are you need to be a US citizen, you can only request once a day and you can not be a member of an enemy organization (be it political party or military unit). How do you get food? Post your citizen name and citizen link in this thread on the eUSA forums.

*claim not guaranteed by anything.



I'm running for congress. Why? because our Party President SColbert asked me to run. I accepted so here's my pitch to the American public.

1. I will be on the forums every day. I feel that's the minimum that people can ask of their congress persons.
2. I will not shut down the government.
3. I will push to make sure our new member programs are working at 99.9% capacity. Meals on Wheels is as effective as it should be, Bank Up 2 Strength Up isn't running well, and frankly new players need to get into the military to get some assistance.
4. I won't discuss economics. I don't know them. I'll defer to smart people who do.
5. I won't start stupid discussion topics. Also I apparently won't touch the work tax. Or I will? I don't know, just tell me what to do economically.
6. I'll vote on every bill.
7. I'll continue to be sexy.





Alright gang. This is a teaser. In my next article the USWP will have a contest. Will I tell you what it is? No. Will it be awesome? Yes. Will you want to miss it? OF COURSE NOT!

Until then continue to remain awesome and keep voting, subscribing, commenting, and being my friend.