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[USAF Media – Day 2777] American Soldier Summary

1) Information Corner
2) Provision Corner
3) Recruit Corner
4) Entertainment Corner
Editor and Writer: Senryaku

Welcome to the League of Legends Champion Spotlight, your only place for top 10 pokemon facts every week. We administer the blow, the slaps upon the faces of female dogs and at least seven arachnids onto the heads of arachnophobes per annum. Fact.

We also distribute pokemon cards, yugioh action figures, japanese love pillows, those complicated toys that you saw in the toy shop when you were a kid that you'd buy and then break trying to put together (the bastards), and condoms. Discreetly.

You're welcome, Amerika. Now onto the information.

1) Information Corner
Writer:Senryaku

This is where we tell you what you should be doing, what has happened, And other things. I'm not your mother. I won't, and can't, tell you everything. Stop being lazy.

The important fights that we have going on are:

1)Greece is being huge and people don't like it, so we're helping Greece out by killing people in their RWs. So that is one thing you can do.

2)Russia is trying to get resources and kill people. Kill people with them.

3)Argentina took over the British Isles. If you've ever wanted to kill the Irish and the British, then I'd suggest you go see a therapist. Also, click the big red button for Argentina.

4)Peru is in a campaign against Indonesia. We generally don't like Indonesia, so help them out if you don't want to fight in any of the above wars.

Position Opening

The United States Armed Forces is looking for a few good men and women here in the Homeland to participate! We have many opportunities including but not limited to, the following positions:

Platoon Leaders
Regiment Captains
Senior Officers
Junior Officers
Flight Training Officers
QMs
USAF Researchers

If you are interested, send a message to Dinnyin.
2) Provision Corner
Editor: Senryaku

This is where you see what your country will give you so that you can give to your country.
It isn't always the same thing. Skim over it every week at least, you lazy amerifa- beautiful soldiers 🙂

I'm watching you.

Supply Tiers

Here're the USAF’s supply tiers as they currently stan😛

Divison 1 - Normal
2 Drops of 4 Tanks
40 Q5 Food when Requested
0.5 gold on the first request into DoDSEP Account

Divison 1 - Strong (>25k Q7 hit)
2 Drops of 10 Tanks
100 Q5 Food when Requested
0.5 gold on the first request into DoDSEP Account

Divison 2 - Low Level (Level 45 and under)
2 Drops of 4 Tanks
40 Q5 Food when Requested
0.5 gold on the first request into DoDSEP Account

Divison 2 - Normal (Level 46-50)
2 Drops of 6 Tanks
60 Q5 Food when Requested

Divison 2 - Strong (>35k Q7 hit)
2 Drops of 10 Tanks
100 Q5 Food when Requested

Divison 3 - Normal
3 Drops of 10 Tanks

Divison 3 - Strong (>70k Q7 hit)
3 Drops of 12 Tanks

Divison 4 - Normal
3 Drops of 15 Tanks

Divison 4 - Elite (Level 101 and up)
3 Drops of 30 Tanks

DoDSEP – Department of Defense Strength Enhancement Program

Otherwise known as newbie social welfare.
I know the story, don't worry. You're a new player. This game looks really big and strange and sometimes it even looks like it is a good game. But for some reason you haven't stolen your mom's credit card to dump at least five hundred dollars into the game.

The Department of Defense totally has your back though, because they're bros.
You can get GOLD once every two weeks if you are in Division 1 or Division 2, under level 45 and in the USAF.
You should use that GOLD on TRAINING GROUNDS when they're ON SALE.
This way, you can actually be the great soldier that you had dreams of being before your father told you that Santa wasn't real.

To participate, go to #USAF and request supplies daily. If you request for 70% of the days you will receive gold. Every request is worth 0.5 gold so the more requests the better. No forms, no paperwork - all we ask for is a quick visit and !request in #USAF.

If, for some reason, you have a question about this very clear-cut THING, you can contact rainy sunday and if you beg enough and tell her how much you love her, she might deign to give you an answer. I'm kidding.
You could also contact me (Senryaku) if you're really desparate.

Bank Up 2 Strength Up or BU2SU

A program by the Department of the Interior. It's basically DoDSEP but for more people and less awesome. You should use the gold for training grounds. You should do it along with DoDSEP.
Here, I'll let you read about it:

Gold Rewards are based on activity and involvement with in-game
Political Parties, Military Units, IRC and the eUSA Forum.

The Goal is to help Citizens advance and become High In Strength, Low in Level.

Players MUST fill out this form ONCE every e-Republik server day
after using their Training Grounds.

Players MUST fill out this form AT LEAST 5 days IN A ROW out of 7
to receive the MINIMAL Gold reward.

Gold Rewards are distributed every 7 days.

How can I qualify?
1. Be a US citizen between levels 21-35
2. Do not belong to any anti-American group (Party or MU)
3. Visit and apply at http://tinyurl.com/nyuljry
4. MUST fill out that form DAILY, after using Training Ground(s),
to receive Gold payment WEEKLY
5. MUST apply at least 5 out of 7 days to get the gold reward for applying

USAF - Housing Program

Soldier, have you ever wanted a portable mega-house that flies around on the battlefield with lasers
attached to its sides that kicks ass for you? Yeah, well too bad.

However, if you are a member of the USAF and are a Division 3 or Division 4 soldier, you are now eligible for the new USAF Housing program.

You will be able to find Q1 houses from Rainy Sunday or enderaggie for sale on the market at 300 cc. You will be provided with the money for the house, work your 14 times for the week and then you'll be provided with money for a house the next week. Simple.

The distribution will occur every Tuesday – the weekly challenge reset. Get your house then, or be homeless for a week. I think you know what the right choice is.
If you have any questions, PM Dinnyin about it.

USAF - Article Funding

Are you creative? Do you look around and see the world that is prepossessing in all of its aspects?
Well, neither do I. Still, are you an individual with the capacity for becoming an individual of note in the media world?
I understand that you may not know the answers to these questions. Well, they're rhetorical so you don't actually have to worry about that.

If you come to feel that you want to write, that you want to have a part, that you want to get PAID
Well, then we have a job for you. USAF Media is now offering jobs to all Division 1 and Division 2 players who want to get into the media module of Erepublik.

We will pay you 25cc for a segment contribution to an article and 100 cc for a full article of your own. You will be writing for this paper - The USAF Newsletter – and will be assisted in your writings if you so choose. You will be able to write on many different topics, from entertainment for informative pieces.

If you are interested, you may send us a PM and we'll set you up with everything you need.

Arm America: Come & Get It!

Arm America; a program created to help those needing supplies. The Department of Defense will be looking forward to using Arm America to supply important battles; whether it is our foreign allies or the states at home. Feel free to contact Garmr or zoeycronos for any questions or updates. Drop by #usa.tanks on IRC chat.

-Kalos Hoenn
Deputy Sec. of Defense

Supplies for Support

USAF soldiers may leave a comment with their vote number on any USAF Media articles or DoD orders from this point on to receive 2 Q7 Weapons.

Additionally, include a ★★★PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE★★★ for an amazing extra super MEGA BONUS 1 Q7 weapons

That is a grand total of- not one, not two- BUT THREE Weapons!

Excellent.

3) Recruit Corner
Writer:Senryaku

We got some people who got out of FT this week.
Do people still exist? I thought the Fiferist regime had destroyed all sentient life and replaced them with really hot chicks. These guys don't look like really hot chicks.
Hot chicks aren't sentient beings is the lesson I'm trying to teach you.

matan9010
tradpete

Touch them just right

★★★PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE★★★

Over and out.

4) Entertainment Corner
Writer:Senryaku

So, hey. How are you?
Cool, I'm just chillin' and listening to some music right now. Current track is Oasis – Wonderwall. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hzrDeceEKc)
I just finished playing some video games, and here I am. Boring the shit out of you.
Nah, I'm kidding, if you made it this far into the paragraph then you're a masochist and enjoy reading this. Which is okay and, just for you, I can pretend to be a sadist.

Life is pretty cool sometimes. Two of my cousins died in a car-crash yesterday, so I guess life wasn't very cool at all today. They were nice girls, too. Gave me a load of free stuff.

Entertainment corner probably isn't supposed to be all sombre but whatever, I couldn't get anyone else to write it today. Hard to get people to do stuff when they're super lazy and all that, which a load of ereplayers are.

Keep pressing that red button in fights, nerds, and I'll see you in the next exciting episode of Dragon Ball Z.

The USAF wants YOU! Join today to become a member of this elite fighting force.

★★★PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE!★★★