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[TMS] Canada Still Farts

Day 2,337, 17:28 • Published in Canada Canada

• by TemujinBC

Once more unto the rectum, dear friends!

Hugs and Kisses,

TemujinBC

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TemujinBC Day 2,337, 17:29

First for Farts

DevaJr Day 2,337, 20:17

then still there is pertamax for farts 😛

I-Bleed-Blue-93 Day 2,337, 17:32

HAH

Ardikus V2 Day 2,337, 17:45

Temubutt is rising

Ralph Kline Day 2,337, 18:02

Farts are the funniest body sound, and not just the butt ones.

Send love to Plato Day 2,338, 00:59

\o/

J.Canuck Day 2,338, 06:36

Reminds me of a real obit that made the papers a few months ago

http://yourlifemoments.ca/sitepages/obituary.asp?oid=777649

dscape chaos Day 2,338, 08:08

Temu, will you wipe my butt please?

Thedillpickl Day 2,338, 20:37

In class the teacher asks students to use the word 'certain'.
Johnny looks out the window, raises his hand and says "I'm certain the sky is blue!".
The teacher reminds him that at night the sky is black.
Susie looks out the window, raises her hand and says "I'm certain that leaves are green!".
Again the teacher reminds her that in the Fall leaves turn many colors.
The teacher calls on Sam who is squirming in his chair on the back row.
He asks if he could ask the teacher a question before he replies, the teacher says "OK".
Sam asks if farts are lumpy, the class giggles and the teacher, smiling, says "No, farts are not lumpy.
The embarrassed young man responds "Then I'm CERTAIN I've just shit my pants.".

K.A.G.H.A.S Day 2,340, 20:16

VOTE PLEASE 😃 & HELP TO MEGA SHOUT ! TKS
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