[TheSchuReport] Quick News

Day 3,145, 16:56 Published in USA Japan by Schubacca


Dateline: Day 3,145

Today's Articles:

1. Quick News
Quick News
(If you feel sick there is a privy somewhere.)

Well lets take a quick look at the news making headlines. The Country President Fight of well in recent months, perhaps years, or even centuries. Even so if older than the world that is a big stretch. So here is your eWorld in 90 seconds.

The beginning of the fracture of the USA-Relations began. Then USA President Yui realized it made a mistake with Russia. A bill was sent to the floor of US Congress which they tried to pass a vote to approve to re-establish a MPP with Russia but ever so the fail.

This makes for good recruiting depending which angle you look at it to bring new citizens to our little promised land called eUSA.

Yes America you done your self proud. You know what I kind of lost track since I was watching the boxing between Yui vs Derp. It's going to be a good showdown. You need to vote someone. If you don't like either please consider this, vote for somebody! If there any contenders vote for the guy you don't know his frick'n name. Or the dude with four eyes, six arms, and speaks jibberish which looks your father's cousin's brother's room mate which will be a perfectly exceptional choice. Heck even get your dog to run for Country President and get all your friends to vote for him. If he wins he gets a scooby snack.

I believe I covered everything. Please don't forget their is a new resource wars on the horizon and including introduction of air fleets. That leaves little hangover from last resource wars. If you get air sick up just in hang there....YOU ARE GOING TO FEEL FINE! THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS! EVERY LITTLE THOUGHT! THINKS OF SUMMER! THINK OF FALL! YOU CAN FLY, YOU CAN FLY, YOU CAN FLY!