[TB4CP] Do Your Duty, Vote Tyler!

Day 2,814, 22:28 • Published in USA USA • by SColbert

Hello Nation!

I am voting Tyler Bubblar and so can you! Our extremely handsome president has led our nation to war, returned eNPR to us, centralized our domestic institutions, and brought back Press Briefing updates!

If we use fun had by us eAmericans as a metric of a successful presidency, Tyler has been hugely successful. After we clamored for foreign adventures, President Bubblar delivered them to us. His leadership is undeniable in this area.

If you have been reading my Press Briefings (and don't lie I know you have) you are also aware of our dear leader's many adventures. He has adopted three orphan children, reunited with his high school band, found out which Gossip Girl character he is, started a wacky detective agency, and much more. His energy has been wide spread, and his skill only honed.

Vote Tyler Bubblar for more high dogs solving mysteries, while in the presence of orphans, who know which Gossip Girl character they are, also there is a band in there for some reason! A perfect pitch I know.

Vote Tyler!