[Swiss CP] November To Remember
Thedillpickl
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Hi kids!
Pickle's military compound, high in the Swiss Alps.
For security reasons I am holed up in my barracks. I can see people approaching for more than a kilometer up here. They will never get me! Brawhahahahahahahahahaha!
Anyhoo, this has been quite a day. Many well wishers posting their congratulations. Organizing my staff. Making some last minute adjustments because of alliance changes. You know, typical presidential stuff.
Here We Go!
First I thank you for placing your trust in me and my cabinet. There have been last minute additions, so take a look. I believe we have a solid team this month. Already the President's Office is buzzing with activity. Here's a short list of what's going on:
> Jason Welsh, Vigoncalves86 and the rest of the Alliance Liaison team are discussing our alliance options. When we have something a bit more definite I will post more to keep you informed. There will likely be a questionnaire to solicit public opinion before taking anything to congress so they may make a decision.
> MoFA Trogdor has been made aware that many of our friends have been contacting us to offer their best wishes and to seek closer relations. This is a 'good thing' and will provide us with many options when we do start to align ourselves with neighbors and friends.
> MoE Tomas Franceschin informs me that everything is going according to plan on his end. The Swiss University is up and running. There was some concern about the Welcome Message that new players receive but it is minor and being taken care of.
> MoD Dan/naD Wilshire is awaiting something to do. At the moment we have no priorities because we have no alliance. Do not be concerned, this should be resolved soon. Just be grateful that we are at peace for the time being.
> vMoD Mike Ontry will soon have the MoD Orders article up so that we can have new players fighting for our friends and earning food and weapons. Until that time if MU's would fill in and pass their new guys some food it would be appreciated.
> Lotus Black has joined MoF Shaun Carter and his assistant Tony Clifford. They will be organizing information so that I can make out what the hell is going on. We will be looking at Work Tax revenue and weighing the benefits v hardships it may cause.
> Paulie Proteus awaits to bail my ass out when I fall down.
🙂
Slovenia And Our Original Regions
My friend Ice Killa (Howly) has won the Slovenian CP election. This is a good thing. We have been talking through this whole ordeal. There will be no need for sly negotiations or backroom deals. We simply want the same thing, the BS to stop.
He has an uphill climb to overcome bias in Slovenia but he is not alone. Many there are fed up with constant fights in RW's. I am behind him 100% and we will get this done. Any agreement will be reasonably easy once the opposition is satisfied. We are both on the same page as far as what to put on paper.
Along this line I have been in contact with our Canadian friends and the agreement to rent Alberta has been continued another month, so rest easy those who like the idea of having a congress.
Thank You!
Everyone who supported my candidacy and wanted this to happen, I thank you. I had no intention of moving to Switzerland to do this. I knew some of my MU mates wanted a chance to get into politics and in the eUS it can be hard for the new guy. Politics there can be harsh. So when we decided to move to Switzerland I promised to help them. So much for giving advice from the background.
I promise that my term will support all Swiss whether they like me or not. I do not play that game. When I'm asked to do a job I do the job, not consider what I want to do. I had a mission to get a deal with Slovenia, now I have a mission to gain a new alliance. We will do this and Swiss will be the better for it.
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Dilly dilly dilly isn't silly usualilly
o/ For CP terms
shhhhhh I'm supposed to be the comic relief
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GO U
awesome news update Dill....Now grab the gold and lets go!!!....
Really though....congrats and nice start!!!
o/
Congrats and good luck!
Congrats
ok...........24 hours and no progress............
just as i suspected.
get your ass outta that bunker and get to work.
(and take that flag out of that cow's ass you perve... it's just not right)
That flag rising out of the cow's ass is quite disturbing lol
One of the reasons Switzerland got such treatment as it did from our previous CPs was you. Thedillpickl has completely different approach. Give him time, it's not all up to him, he needs to coordinate it with me and how you are perceived in Slovenia.
He will succeed.
I think something was lost in translation. Rican was joking with Dill. That really is the way the two of them act towards each other. We ALL want to move forward and have fun with this game.
dilly is my good friend. i wish nothing but the best for the negotiations between our two countries.
i was just teasing him.
and as for me.... don't worry. i've retired. just two clicking now.
\o/
Congrats Dill.
Congratz Mr. Pickl!
Congrats Dill
*pulls up a chair*
After seeing the photo of your bunker, I have concerns over your defense strategies.
While you may be able to see people approaching from a km away, a quick scan of your file photo would seem to indicate that this view might only be of marauders coming downhill. A km offers you very little advance knowledge of an impending attack. I am not in the best shape but I can cover a downhill km jog in a few minutes.
The trees in the background and foreground, evident from the close-in shadows provide excellent cover from which to launch a stealth attack.
The mountain range in the distance offers a great vantage point from which to "paint" your target from a safe distance while a single laser guided bomb would make toothpicks out of your log cabin and ground beef out of your war-cow.
For that matter, a pack of 15 cave men and a large, round rock rolled from the up the hill would pulverize the place in seconds. The war cow might escape assuming it had the desire to continue living - seeing as though the cow seems to be your only companion up there.
Your bunker might be a nice place to invite your enemies assuming your goal was to crush them with a boulder. Aside from that, it would not seem to offer many tactical advantages apart from its presumed remote location.
I give it a 8 for ambiance but a -3 for fortification. This positions it slightly better than a crib in a Indonesian nursery and just behind an outhouse on the back of a broke-down flatbed truck.
I appreciate your concerns. I will pass some sensitive information that of which you may be unaware. Please keep these a secret as we don't want the enemy to know our vulnerabilities.
Pickle's Patriot is a para-military organization numbering only 26 members (of which you are one). We are doomsday preppers and as such do not consider weaponry much beyond our half dozen AK-47's, ten AR-15's, an old M1918 BAR, some 30-06 deer rifles and one rusty double barreled 12 ga shotgun. We have a M203 grenade launcher fitted to one of the AR's but have never test fired it as we have no grenades.
However we do have several booby traps set up. Several IED's (amonia nitrate, diesel & sugar cocktail), some bamboo pits and the battle cow is really a disguised chemical warfare delivery system (methane), hence the raised tail. We also have a ten mile fence charger hooked up to 3000 feet of wire about knee high immediately surrounding the fortress. It will really make you squeal if you brush up against it.
We also have solar panels for our electric churn to make butter from the milk produced by our chemical warfare delivery system and for our laptop & Hughes Net sat-link. We use that for surveillance (Google Earth) and to down load anti-ATF/FBI vids on YouTube.
So as you can see we are fully prepared to defend ourselves from eminent attack by Andy & Barney. We don't think the Boy Scouts have much of a chance either.
There is probably a red light blinking at the NSA office in Washington DC right about now. 😃
I've never been invited and I feel terribly slighted. I'd bring a couple toys from my safe but I suspect they are probably illegal in Switzerland. In lieu of that, I am in the process of acquiring a flat bed truck and a portajohn equipped with gun ports and and bio-degradable toilet paper.
just so you all know.... i'd just as soon not be invited.
and as a vegan, i wholeheartedly object to your perverse mistreatment of the cow.
FYI, the cow holds her tail up erect out of patriotism. Also she turns to grin at me when I pull on her teats for milk. 😮 I'm not sure what that means.
Show us respect, our flag is not for jokes.
Show me where I made a joke about the Swiss flag.
In your image.
It is meant to be humor, not derogatory. If you cannot tell the difference then get off the internet. We don't want to enjoy playing a game, do we?
Can u show respect yes or no?. It's a national symbol no a tool for your stupid joke.
In your opinion the answer is no, there is no point in explaining myself to you so I will ignore you in the future. To those that represent what is the best of Switzerland I give respect and promote fun for all of us in a game that is for all to enjoy.
Ik is a game but with real statements in it, you can have fun but with respect, almost for real symbols.
o/
Sometimes, I get this strange feeling that we're not wanted here, Dill.
Yes go away
kiniyimi is related to asmadi. 😃
Same person, no doubt. I'll give the admins a heads up to keep tabs on these accounts.
Fine. I'll go away. Maybe Slovenia will accept us . 🙂
Cool, what are u waiting?, a farewell, a party?
Ya know, you're kinda being a douche. Why don't you just shut your hole before you start offending people.
Offending are u serious, like you friend did with our flag...