[Serf4FP] I Am Your Waking Dream
Ser Fartsalot
Hello everyone,
It is officially on!
In the last article you read why you should definitely vote for me as hating me keeps you logging in every day. Now that I finally got one party to support me, I'll tell you what's the plan if you vote me in.
Foreign Affairs and Defence
One of the reasons I'm running is because of the very difficult situation the UK is in. The last thing we'd need right now is being inconsistent in regards to our friends, allies and others. Especially now, before new alliances are on the horizon, we must not rush into any agreements, existing alliances, or even worse create a new weak alliance... And who is a better pick than someone who chats daily to key Country Presidents and government officials and knows most of the players who will become the future CPs?
This government has worked hard to increase our reputation not just among our friends but also our enemies. This quote from former SG of Asteria shows our main achievement:
The goal remains the same. The UK must continue being neutral in regards to alliances while defending its interests and countries we have MPP with. If anyone attacks us and our allies in our vicinity we need to keep our "stray cat" military doctrine. Everyone better know how cray cray we really are and that trying to attack us will lead to big costs for them! We may be small and in the 's*it tier' category but we will stop at nothing to harm those who step into our backyard.
If you, dear UKers, decide to go the other direction at this point and vote for the guy who under Suezo's interim government tried to get us into LETO and give our oil region to our enemy for free, our allies will end up not trusting us anymore and we'll be the last place in whatever dying alliance we join. That will in turn make us unappealing for any future alliance applications. So be very careful and know that reputation is not something you can build in few days. Once you lose it, you're at the bottom for a long time.
Both MoD and MoFA team will need to work closely together. The first week I'll spend with the new MoD team showing them what I do with CO and then leave them with some funds. For now I have CptChazbeard and Brick in mind for MoD. Both are experienced in MoD and members of the two biggest Military Units, as well as people who I could trust with the money.
As for the MoFA, it has to have more than two people and they have to be reasonably active on chat. The key is to talk to as many people as possible and extract information, keeping us one step ahead. So far I've asked Bohemond and jamesw to fill in that role but I'd also like to see NWG in the team so we have a continuation of our policy.
Finance and Domestic Issues
MoF is an obvious and easy pick. It will be Huey George who has all organisation emails and can therefore easily reset all passwords if needed be. Taxes should remain at this level until we fill up our depleted treasury. I also had one more thing in mind... London needs to become what it is in RL as well, the capitol of:
What this means is that we could use our vast resources in unused organisations and either rent them to trusted groups in the eWorld or use them for money safe keeping and exchange. I will not go into the details but what I can promise is that our treasury will definitely get a lot more money than it is getting now through taxes.
As for MoE and other domestic things go, I'd include people from NHS as they have all articles and useful links that new players could use. Also, Internal Defense Bureau needs to be back and running for entertainment purposes and objective views on daily happenings!
Conclusion
That's it for this short manifesto and now I'd just like to address few concerns that my opponents are throwing around, one of them being that I will PTO UK. I can reassure all of you, my dear UKers, that the United Kingdom has already been taken over and the results are rather horrible:
1) TUP being taken from BigAnt and given back to its members;
2) Vendetta completely destroyed;
3) PTOers kicked out;
4) UK being ranked in Top 10 with 20 regions and 10 bonuses before the interim government;
5) Better reputation among our allies and enemies;
6) Increased media activity (remember articles with 5 votes in the top 5?);
7) Engaged community.
In the end, I'd like to tell you something in English with a Serbian accent:
Till the next time,
Ser Fartsalot
Comments
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Good luck!
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Loved by allies (comments above prove it😃)
We hope you win, you know how to play this game!
SirFartsalot for CP!
Good luck 🙂
Good luck Serf 🙂
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Good luck?
LOL. "main achievement" = "nobody wants to spend huge amount of money to win no bonuses by attacking UK"
Persuading others that we're not worth attacking because our bonuses are useless must have really stretched the diplomatic skills. And it makes the "great victory" of ejecting Brazil, Canada and France look a little hollow.
This is a really unambitious manifesto. Sounds like the only reason you're standing is as part of your mission to tell everyone just how important you consider yourself to be.
You're right. The above comments are the direct result of poor diplomacy.
Manifestos are a waste of time
We wouldn't have a congress if it weren't for SerF. We'd still probably be wiped. Don't think I've met someone on this game who knows quite so little about the eUK affairs as you yet seems so determined to mouth off about everything.
We haven't met. And I don't mouth off about everything - far from it. However, I'm always happy to speak out against the propaganda and misinformation Serf spouts from time to time, and which you - as his little lapdog - bounce around and support, ever eager to please.
So I'm sorry that you don't like it when people refuse to subscribe to your gang's Officially Edited and Approved Version of Events, but don't lose sleep over it, eh?
Happy New Year 🙂
I just make valid points backed up by evidence mate, all you ever seem to do is troll us just to please your mate Baronchris.
Look, I know you want a cabinet position, but at least try and be subtle about it!
Can we get a voodoomike version of events?
I love more stuff to read.
Definitely not your mate.
Don't want a cabinet position.
Can't remember the last time I saw you produce anything even approaching evidence.
Congratulations! Once again you've hit a 100% wrong rate.
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Good luck
Good luck and donate 10golds for CopyRight of my quote 😛
You're cheap.
no . i am Free... 😃
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Good luck mate, i am sure that you will win! 🙂
\o/ best of luck mate!
The big difference between the comments section here, and the comments section in BC's article is this:
There are very little criticisms here, whereas BC's article is subject to repeated criticisms, extremely radical assumptions and just plain insults.
I'm sure I could recall lots of mistakes you've made serF, perhaps this says something about our characters.
Name one insult and my mistakes?
Oh wait, you were for the interim government that kept us wiped. Don't bother.
That makes no sense whatsoever.
You called BC a "slimeball". Regardless of whether that was justified or not, it definitely counts as an insult.
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Not worth responding...
Want to guess how many times I reported your comments to the mods while in Congress, for vulgarity and insulting? I can't remember, ran out of fingers and toes to count on a while back.
So yes there have been insults.
On the other hand, you've done a superb job (IMHO) as MoD and I've learned a lot from your explanations about foreign affairs. When you stop trolling you do a great job. I see a ton of potential if you stop hanging out, so to speak, with a bad crowd.
Obviously nothing vulgar as I've never received any FP for them. And thank you for the compliments. You do now that I lov... I mean hate you all, right? 😛
The reason there is less criticism is because it is a better manifesto.
Nope. There are two reasons there isn't much criticism here: not many eUK citizens have commented, and there isn't much content in the manifesto.
How much content does there need to be? Filling it with vague waffle is pointless. A clear Foreign Policy direction was outlined here, which is far more than BC managed
CAROBNO!
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I wish you luck
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Thanks! You need to run for Polish CP! 😃
If I were a citizen of UK I vote for you.
I'd vote you
What have I done.... Now SerF is going to be CP 😃
Good luck mate ;P
Hahaha doubt it. I don't have any top 6 party support but thanks. 😃
Good luck Fartsalot! xD
Voted!!! 😃