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The Royal Navy is part of the eUK’s National Armed Forces Group. Actually - and let’s put modesty aside for the moment - we are the biggest and best part of the National Armed Forces Group. Don’t take our word for it, here’s the proof…



As part of the eUK’s official armed forces, we are dedicated to taking the MoD’s battle orders and turning them into reality. Forcefully. With big guns and stuff.

The Royal Navy is completely apolitical. We accept sailors no matter what party they belong to, and we don’t allow political discussion or promotion in any of our channels. Fed up with the constant drone of “vote for this!” and “support that!” you get all day long? The Royal Navy is your refuge from all that.

On top of that, we have a great mix of differing levels of experience. From worryingly old battle-hardened tanks through to fresh recruits joining their first MU, the Royal Navy welcomes, supports and encourages everyone. While kicking serious ass 🙂

So what are you waiting for? Join the Royal Navy today! Click the banner below to sail the seas with the UK’s brightest and best MU.



What the Royal Navy offers you
Why are you still reading this? You should have already clicked the Join now! banner above. What’s that, you want to know more about what the Royal Navy offers it’s sailors? I see. Well how about this then…

Free weapons! Every time you increase your rank, you’ll get weapons. For free.

Royal Navy jobs Fed up of working for The Man for thirty quid a day? Work for us instead, for ten quid a day. Oh, and you get a nice weapon drop at the end of each week as well. Much better than a normal pay packet. Note, these jobs are limited - first come, first served. When they’re filled you may have to wait until the next opening arises.

Assistance scheme There’ll be more on this is a separate article (so make sure you subscribe), but - in short - we run a couple of group schemes that help players build profit-making factories. Fighting and money! What else is there to like?

Weekly strikes Take part in our weekly Sunday Strike and get a free strike kit. It’s got weapons and food in it, enough to cover your strike and more.

Constant assistance In need of a few extra tanks to help finish a task? Just ask! As long as you have a good reason, the Royal Navy will help.

Regular medals and rewards When you’re part of the biggest, most effective, most badass MU in the UK, the medals come thick and fast. And you know those MU-based competitions that pop up every month? Yep, we win those, so we get the best rewards. And by we, I mean you - as long as you do your bit and fight like you mean it.

Rum! Nuff said.


Is that enough to be going on with? Thought so.




What the Royal Navy expects of you
As a sailor in the Royal Navy life is good - just go back and check the list of benefits listed above. “But there must be a catch!” we hear you cry; “It’s impossible to get all that for nothing!”. Well, you’re wrong (mostly).

All we ask of our sailors is for them to follow orders and fight like there’s no tomorrow. And by doing so you’re helping your country, so it’s not too much of a bind, is it? Fight hard. Fight smart. Fight often. Complete your daily orders. That’s it.




So there you have it. The Royal Navy is the obvious choice for anyone looking for an MU. So what are you waiting for? Click on the Join! banner now and be part of the most effective, most badass MU in the UK. Get on with it - those decks aren’t going to swab themselves.