[POTUS] Woah, we're halfway there.
fingerguns
Hello eAmericans! It is I, your glorious Dictator, here to update you on the recent goings on in your elite af government.
Things may have seemed quiet, but it’s actually been a bit crazy inside the Oval Office as we decide who we want to kill more than anyone else in the world. Canada, of course, won the straw poll, but they are surrounded by a Serbian hedge of protection. How much we care about invoking the wrath of their Serbian overlords seems to vary based on blood alcohol levels.
Alas, cooler heads have prevailed and I am currently in discussions with Congress to firm up a proper d*cking for our #2 choice. More on that later.
As you may have heard, Poland has launched an airstrike into Australia!
Wait… that’s not Indonesia.
Correct! It’s Indonesia-adjacent. It kind of doesn’t matter where they land, does it? We all know what’s coming. Hail Poland! Wardens of the 51st State! Besides, they wanted to get a little kangaroo hunting in before the Indo hunting begins. The meat cooks better, I guess?
In other news, Eleanor Norton is taking all of my gold in the Air Shout Giveaway! I think she’s found her calling.
The Department of Citizen Affairs has been busting their humps lately putting together some fully comprehensive guides to different aspects of the game. People have been asking for months now to get some help when it comes to the economics of eRep. My advice is kind of limited to ‘avoid economics like the plague. Have boobs n get rich.’ As it turns out, that’s not terribly good advice, so we have put much smarter people to the task of explaining how to make money when you’re lacking in lady bits. DoCA has been a little radio-silent these first couple weeks because I have asked them to focus on this super important project.
All government benefit programs, like Meals on Wheels, BU2SU and Arm America are still running smoothly, so apply for your bennies today! It’s your tax money. Spend it, bruv.
I know Christmas is right around the corner. I’ve been spiking my hot chocolate with peppermint schnapps on, like, a daily basis. Things are usually slow in eRep this time of year so I promise to keep just enough going on that you don’t lose interest in the game entirely, but not so much that it ruins your holiday.
Oh hey, I just realized I’m halfway through my term. Ballin.
Come hang out with me on Pfeiffer’s stream- beam.pro/Pfeiffer
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Mid-term update
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2624549/1/20
Love always,
fingerguns
Big hurray for Eleanor's devotion! I'm quite impressed!!
I think a lot of your options will meet Serbian opposition
I have no idea what you're talking about.
What am I talking about?
You don't have any idea because your brain is in the finger guns!
displacing top five filler articles are you...
did i do thaaaat
note to self: wine makes you do urkel impressions
Are you serious???
😲
Or Loland doesnt have balls to AS eIndo directly?
I kindly ask, are you naturally braindead, or you have an IQ equivalent to that of a chicken?
durr i don't understand the question
Gotcha.
You want Poland to pay for your failure? How funny 😃
What failure? lol I wiped you off the map and then I started a RW to get one of your regions back.
You have yet to do anything that wasn't planned or expected. I am your queen. Now be good little Indos for your new Polish overlords.
I think you're really a comedian. You're so funny 😃
Wiped like wheel? oooww my goodnes!
waitin' for entertainement o/
NB: Poor sercanada : ( their natives were asleep ; they would have deserve a huge hug : (
well, pointing other target to cover your own weakness is kinda bad habbit isnt my queen..
Woah, we're half way there
Woah, livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Woah, livin' on a prayer
Gosh am I the only person who thought that?
Nope. 🙂
Someone wake me up when your term is over.
Also: please run for re-election and bore us moar!
So Murica cant handle Indonesia and asked for help 😃
More like bored with it. They didn't put up much of a fight, despite all the money they dumped into it.
More like you didnt put up much of a fight but instead you got your ass kicked while pretenting to be stronk. You guys are pathetic, and after failing against Indonesia you need some1 weaker now, maybe North Korea will be the best choice for your powah.
lol
Your rage is delicious.
We want Re-Broification and you want to wipe us? Not cool neighbors, not cool 🙁
Canada will build the wall and will make you pay for it!
🤖
Come at me
Been there, done that.
But I will again if you really need me 🙂
USA needs some liquid courage to push the button 😃
". How much we care about invoking the wrath of their Serbian overlords seems to vary based on blood alcohol levels. "
Probably the ones drinking the good imported Canadian beer are the bolder ones. Say yes to Re-Broification and let the good beer flow across the border once more.
Note: Serbia and Romania are under Canada's protection not the other way around. People get that confused all the time for some reason.
~hyuu~
om telolet om....
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-om-telolet-om-pic-video-inside--2624670/1/20
All the bourbon in Kentucky won't salvage America now.
Look how far you've fallen.
Om Telolet Om !!
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2624682/1/20
Om Telolet Om
I said 1.5 years ago we needed to move into India. I do hope we finally move there.