[PM] Finale

Day 2,053, 21:56 • Published in Australia Australia • by Aus Prime Minister Office



Greetings Australians, Friends, Enemies, that group of people who hate me, and have sex with plants.


Recent Events
★Renewal of MPP with Greece.
★Cabinet Foreign Affairs Staff Discussed Other MPPs with Senate.
★Gathered Lame Closing Statements.


Closing Statements from 3 Members of the Cabinet.
Minister of Defense/Defence Pat McCrutch:
"As Minister of Defence, I work hard with immigration to make sure no boat people make it through "De Fence".

As well as this I also find a little spare time to work on Australia's military Defence. Obviously this was a pretty busy time for a first time MoD as we sent Chile packing. I'd like to particularly thank Molly Jo for her patience in working with me, I'm quite certain there were times that called for a much better/experience MoD than myself, but she kept me anyway. I'd like to thank Majester for guiding me through my first few days as MoD, and doing my job while I was away for a long weekend. And of course Kami, who ended up being my only active deputy.

Huge thank you to scottty for giving me something great to put on my resume for future MoD applications . Without scottty, Chile would still be here. Hail scottty (soon to be OA?) o7

And thank you eAustralia for judging me silently this term. #Pat4Prez"
Chief of Staff-Education Staff Worker-Acting Director to Immigration and Security-Grunt Marquis Andras/youngHOO😨
"This month was good. Lots of ups and downs. Especially with Senate but we overcame the problems together 🙂. Also guys try not to be inactive when you get a cabinet spot. Cuz then someone has to take over for you"
Minister of Education Saiwun:
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Prime Minister Awards
With the OA in session discussing possible new members, I decided to give out my own special awards for the month of June.

Service Award Winner: This one goes to Scottty for his service on the battlefields, & Rangerbob for serving as Deputy Prime Minister.

Special Volunteer award Winner: Granted to Kooguy who despite being a complete tool a lot of the time, spent time handing out supplies for us in the winning battles of NSWs and Victoria.

Best Love Affair of the Cabinet Award Winner: Cal and Tim, they were totally in love.

Special IRC Award Winner: Mazzy Cat for coming up with two funny ways to kick Kooguy out of the IRC chat #Revolutionary [not to be confused with #TheRevolution], Cody Caine placed in second place with one funny way to kick the aforementioned Kooguy.


Cabinet Mortal Combat Award Winner: Venja; our pimp King of the Minister of Fiance and Finance won the battle royal, by pimp slapping all of his competition.

Best Nick Name Maker Award Winner: Larni; yes the Bubbles thing was creative, but better yet, I love being called the Battle Queen. 😃


Good Luck
Good Luck to Binda33, Callumh123, and Flatty in tomorrows Prime Minister/CP Election. {List is in ABC Order, no biting}


Farewell Address
It certainly has been an interesting month, a lot has changed for Australia, but that isn't the purpose of this statement. Before my term officially ends, I just want to make a few notes of things I would have liked to get done, and suggest the next administration at least looks at. In regard to the ADF, as much as I appreciate Kooguy giving his time to donate, it is a little pathetic that no one from eAustralia could do it, so if the ADF is to go on, I believe the Marshall or another member of it should be available to do supplies for Brostralia. It is called a reform idea by the way, so please don't preach to me that the ADF has nothing to do with Brostralia. Make sure to renew all MPPs; Poland is coming up very shortly after term begins. Finally although my birthday is tomorrow {election day}, I will try to stay up give the possible CP an update on some office stuff as irule did for me last month. Second Finally cuz I can, thank you for the honor of allowing me to serve as your Prime Minister/CP this last month.

Sincerely,
MoJo
~Prime Minister of Australia~
~Creator of the Ministry of Fiance~
~Bringer of Peace with Australia~


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