[Oh, F.U.!] Send an Old Fu-k to Congress!

Day 2,530, 12:05 • Published in USA USA • by George Armstrong Custer
[Oh, F.U.!] Send an Old Fu-k to Congress!
Congress needs the kind of experience and maturity only an Old Fu-k can bring!

Dateline: Friday October 24, 2014 (Day 2530)
Location: Sun City, Arizona
Reporter: Party President "Old Man" Custer
Music: Old Fu-ks Get Happy‪! ‬

In Today's Edition:
: 1: Send an Old Fu-k to Congress!
: 2: We're Growing Like Crazy!
: 3: We're Getting Organized!
: 4: Recruitment Blurb


Vote for the OhFU on the AMP Ballot!
Synesi shows he's got the stuff it takes to be a Congressman!

Palestinian Stevens has placed Old Fu-k Synesi in the #10 slot of the American Military Party candidate list for Congress.
Synesi has played this miserable game on and off since mid-2010, and has served our country in several capacities including (but not limited to) Congress, Commander of the eUSMil's Training Corps, founding the USAF's Flight Training, and was a founding member of the modern-era AMP. He's also been instrumental in multiple ATO efforts over the years.

Nursing a luke warm beer down at the local VFW Hall, Synesi reminisces, "I liked the good old days when coordination and timing was important for battles rather than just target. The days when accidentally hitting the Fight button 2-3 extra times could set you back a week or two. When citizens could place their own ads. But most importantly, when people actually said what they were thinking instead of hiding behind passive aggressive statements like they do today."

We have confidence in Synesi. The AMP PP has confidence in Synesi. You can have confidence in Synesi, too, and show it by voting AMP on the 25th.


Old Fu-ks Rush to Join the OhFU

Even with Synesi pulling temporary duty over at the AMP, the OhFU membership rolls stand at fifteen-- which has bumped us in the rankings past the Albanian Unity Party and just a few new members away from overtaking the Croatian-American Party.

While we're celebrating every new member and every step up in the rankings, we're not suffering any delusions… well, not many, anyways. We're new, and we've got a new idea to sell. Most of our future potential members are locked in and loyal to other Parties. We've got a vision, a job to do, and we'll do that job slow and steady like Old Fu-ks do-- rankings or no rankings.
But, yeah… #36 to #10 in just over a week? Yeah, that's pretty cool.


The Old Fu-ks Are Getting Organized.

Though we're just days old as a political Party, we're already taking steps toward organizing. We're communicating mainly via game mail, exchanging ideas and encouragement as we develop preliminary plans for our purpose and direction.

Synesi has created an IRC room, #Depends, and everyone is welcome to drop by. We're also considering setting up a Forum, though that's not an immediate plan.

And, as you've read above, I've reached out to Top 5 PPs about running an Old Fu-k for Congress. We'll all need to do all we can to promote the voting the AMP lineup to get our man Synsei into Congress, so look for articles in the next day from some of our members.
Old Fu-ks sure ain't getting any help from Plato, and don't qualify for any government dole.. so maybe it's up to us to help out our own kind.

The idea I'd presented in our last article-- to help returning players get caught up by cash-bombing them for a week-- is still in discussion. We'd have a lot of details to work out to start and run such a program, and that's just what we're doing.


Something to Think About!
"Oh, F.U.! I was just resting my eyes!"

Join the fastest growing Party in town, and proudly tell 'em all, "Oh, F.U.!".

**NEW**Full Membership to those e-born before V2 kicked in-- July 5, 2010.
Younger Party members, and Old Fu-ks in other Parties, may be designated as Honorary Old Fu-ks. That's right, you don't have to join the Party to join the fun, but we'd love to have you on board.

Your OhFU Party President,
George Armstrong "F-Bomb" Custer

Today'sShout:

[Oh, F.U.!] Send an Old Fu-k to Congress!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2460387/1/20
We Have a Candidate! and other OhFU News!
and, try #Depends

Remember to consider voting the AMP lineup on the 25th-- our Old Fu-k candidate is 10th on the list, which is not a guaranteed win.

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