[MoP] The Traitor President

Day 2,947, 07:45 • Published in Canada Canada • by Kaminarinote

A message from the ex-Minister of Propaganda

In the latest departure from Punisher 1389's barge of the damned cabinet, is the official resignation of the Minister of Propaganda - me. After much deliberation, I have decided my time is much better spent aiding Canada and its allies in Orion, rather than pal around with the grossly incompetent and totally lacking in team-playing skills - two rather important abilities, I might add, for a Country President.

Initially, I asked Punisher if we could work together, since I had returned to eRepublik for a short time to do my usual schtick of "sound and fury signifying nothing". He agreed, and in return for applying what can laughably be called my talents to his campaign, it was to be that I serve both as Minister of Propaganda and Party President of the Imperial Party (on condition I did not rename the party upon my election). He of course won by virtue of the fact he had no opposition, and all was well. Until today.

You see, it was during a private conversation he told me he was no longer interested in running for the presidency of the Imperial Party because "CP is enough work already". However, after being the only one to publicly defend him during a mistake he right well knows he made, Punisher became furious and made a 180 on his plan, running for the Party Presidency at the last minute - a presidency he will now win. Now, I won't publish the contents of the messages, though I should, since we all know how much he hates that. However, I'll tell you this: Punisher 1389 is a snake-in-the-grass, and every moment you serve him you serve a backstabbing liar. A sensible government would impeach him, and replace him with someone equally sensible: like, say, Rylde, Xichael...or perhaps even Hotelier.

Until then, I remain loyal to those who remain loyal to me. That excludes this president.

- B.L.

ADDENDUM: I owe Hotelier an apology. I am very sorry, good sir.