[MoI] PP Elections aftermath
Satyre Reynes
Greetings Nigeria,
We did it. Again. I'm proud of you but frankly I didn't expect anything less. As you know the aim was not only to win but to soundly defeat them.
With 18:9 votes it is sure to say that we achieved these aims. Furthermore we managed to get our candidate elected in PDP
Thanks to all who helped to make this possible \o/
So one could think that it's over now. But unfortunately ...
Why did we do all that?
We've tried to work with Juve but he turned on us in an unprecedented campaign of bribery and forgery. Again and again he proved he cannot be trusted.
He and his crew will never stop trying to take over power and to harm nigeria as he did by fighting against orders in critical battles, attacking our parties, using his passes for the unlawful naturalization of people who were considered security risks and being generally annoying. Not to forget about the fact he probably came here to do the same thing he did in Portugal.
Offence is the best defence they say and this is once again true in this case. To participate in the congress election Juve will have to invest 40g for a new party and move his entire crew. More importantly he's got to come up with a new name and following his naming pattern he'll run out of suitable options sooner or later. All this just so we can defeat him in the congress elections (if these will take place with all the turmoil going on).
While it would be funny to keep Juve from naming his new party 'Sporting' let us know if you have any suggestions for a new party name in the comments.
Citizenship
While there are technically passes left these are part of an agreement made before the presidential election. Unfortunately there are no wildcards left this month. But if you're interested in joining the nigerian community you should definitely take your chance after the next congress election.
I'd also like you to bear this article in mind, especially if you plan on being a congressmember.
Yours truely,
eNigerian Interior Ministry
Minister for the Interior of eNigeria
and
Poncho Warrior
vMoI
Kago, eNigeria
Comments
Awsome article Satyre.Absolutely agreeing on everything that had been written in this article.
Also I am thankfull to you for approving me CS of eNigeria.If there hadn"t been you to grant me CS,I would killl myself 🙂.I like you for that 😃.
P.S want to be involved in eNigerian politcs and to be in eNigerian Congress.
I've been waiting for this article whole day and now we can finally laugh hard from Juve's FAIL.
And I have a suggestion for new name of juve's party.
JLCS- Juve Leo Crime Syndicate 🙂
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