[MoHA] eUK Action News Special: Interview with the benevolent leader!

Day 2,682, 15:47 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by eUK Home Office

First and foremost, the majority of MoEd Aaron Daniels' features will be posted here from now on, including specials and eUK Action News. When Aaron thinks of educational things to write the MoED newspaper will be used.

Hello Ladies and gentlemen, AMD here ready to excite and delight you with an interview I had the honour to conduct with the great leader! Yayzies. Lets get started!


Wayne Agrees!

AM😨 An easy one to start off with, I asked around if anyone would have any questions and this is what I got back,
Fataliix to Huey George and 11 more people | 1 hours ago
Ask him about my favourite pastime.
So, what do you know about Fataliix and what he does in his free time?

Wayne: He likes to suck cock for loose change. We've tried to train him to only accept pound notes, but he seems to like the jingle jangle of the coins.


Me

AM😨Most of UK'ers want a War to be part of...what do you say?

Wayne:Talk to CP and/or Congress. In the mean time, if people are desperate to have TP's, then start a RW in Norway.


Shameless Norway and Total War Tournament Plug

AM😨 War, huh, good god yall, what is it good for?

Wayne: Rank points, economy and plato's wallet.



AM😨 What’s your favourite Musical Artist? I like The Beatles and Fall Out Boy personally.

Wayne: Old school Blink 182


You heard it here first folks, official music of the British Regime

AM😨 What are your thoughts on the proposed dictatorship referendum?

Wayne: Could have been handled better. Huey is pretty much expecting people to vote blind. No informtion has been given with regards to what each 'option' would/could entail.
Please note since this Huey has posted an update from his referendum.


I can't find that many satirical referendum cartoons, sue me.

Complimentary Bonus Round! (AKA The Suck Up Edition)

AM😨 Why are you such an attractive dictator, and what happens in a dictators daily routine?

Wayne: A mixture of good genes and pride in my appearance. As for my day, I log in, have a read of the media, read the feeds, then check my messages hoping for some gem from one of the many mass PM's I'm in. I'm often disappointed.



And last but not least, I asked the glorious dictator if he had any last words for his loyal subjects.

Holy Words of Wisdom!: Pull ya fingers from ya collective arses, stop whining and do your part to make eUK interesting and active.

So that is all from this special edition of eUK Action News, regular edition coming tomorrow, now I have more stuff to report on. If you liked this feature and would like more similar style interviews or features let me know, and if you didn't let me know why, and suggest improvements. We are civil servants and work for the public, if we have to I guess.

From Aaron Mark Daniels,
eUK MoEd/MoHA and Congressman

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