[MoFUN] Interview: TomKafir

Day 2,780, 15:01 • Published in Israel Israel • by baglamas



In the beautiful and cozy sofas of #eisrael, I found our current dictator resting after a hard day's work. Tomorrow is the day when TomKafir becomes 2000 days eOld. I didn't know it until i started asking him random stuff. Wanna see? here it comes:



me: so Tom, how did u learn about eR? What drove you here in the first place?
Tom: your first husband (Sadeh Badeh) did. I either saw an ad, or an fxp post and then started playing the game and the community kept me playing
me: how long has it been? since you started playing, i mean
Tom: i guess 2300 days. grew with the game
me: hey tomorrow your current account is 2000!
Tom: Yeah i'll throw a party 😃

Tom’s first account was Tom Kaffe. Then he started his current one. He continues by saying:

Tom: I 2clicked for a while after buck roger left and then came back and played again for over a year
me: i was trying to remember the other day... eDead citizens... Sadeh, PK, Kafka, Hoss... who else was there?
Tom: joe... rheinlander isn’t dead actually. I miss rhein
me: he still e-lives?! where?
Tom: he is 2 clicking in the usa. k0mu is 2 clicking but still playing, ender quit a while back. all the israelis quit and never came back. sidewinder octavius lieber arik

me: do u have any ideas about how we can bring more ppl in eIsrael?
Tom: there are a lot of things we can do, but the game's population is just dropping. there were barely any updates in the last 500 days mechanics wise and the game has a lot of stuff wrong with it
me: btw i don't know why we r still playing, but it seems that the answer to that is that community keeps us here...
Tom: there was a time not long ago when we were more
me: do u think we can start a pro-jewish campaign in the eWorld?
Tom: we tried it with e-aliyah, but i guess we can try again after we get some regions back

But alas! I’m not Jewish in real life, so i didn’t know what it was! Thankfully Mr. Dictator explaine😛

Tom: where you go to israel and stay here. immigration for jews, but we cant accept cs if we have no regions, so we cant really do it yet
me: what do u think will happen next? can we beat them (Egyptians)?
Tom: 16million cc is too much for us, but we can try

As the generous dictator gave me permission to use those irc logs, i must point out myself that those logs are edited. If you find mistakes in grammar, syntax etc, it was because i was too lazy to really edit it.

me: Can i edit and use some of these logs as an interview?
Tom: Yes you can
me: whom should i interview next?
Tom: Interview Krimpie/John_TG or find k0mu
me: in these times of war and total anihilation, what do u have to say to eIsraelis?

Tom: Don't worry guys we've been conquered before this is not a permanent thing. we are gonna get our country back soon enough just need some patience



Bonus Material:
(that was all Tom)
[23:59:31] I wish Pitch Perfect 2 was a better movie
[00:0😇9] the music was worse than pitch perfect 1 and the plot was worse
[00:00:42] still a good film