[Insert Unoriginal CP Article Title] Scarfar4CP
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*Puts best formal hat on* (Under a Scarfar CP term, everyone gets a free hat. Scarfar4CP)
Hi.
Scarfar, myself, would like to whisper to you gently into your ear while caressing your nipples, about the glorious next month, providing I win.
Slovenia
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I will not make or continue any deal with Slovenia unless it involves Slovenia completely leaving the UK. If they do not, they will be forced to leave. In case it comes to that, a fairly large amount of money for CO has already been obtained.
Canada
Once Slovenia has been removed, our attention will move onto Canada. From my understanding the currently occupied UK regions are to be returned. However, if Canada do not agree to leave our allies Ireland, we shall go after them too.
MoD + MoFA
These two ministries will be working very very closely next month. I want them to be in every single PM together, I want them to both know everything about anything to do with Military and our allies and I want them to know everything about each other (penis size, toe count, in-ie or out-ie etc).
PMs will be made with every single ally of the UK, with both the MoFA, MoD and me. If an ally needs help, I want us to know. If we need help, I want our allies to know. I don't want a month of either no/little communication with all of our allies and MoD picking random battles for orders because we don't know if/where allies need help. So if you're in my MoFA or MoD, be ready to have 2-3 pages of active PMs.
MoFA
Alongside the above, I will expect MoFA to do the normal MoFA stuff of attending meeting and other boring things. Plus, they will be releasing regular updates on stuff going on in the big wide world, such as our allies wars, to ensure you have half a clue as to what is going on.
MoD
Firstly I will be bringing back the Spreadshit orders, because in my opinion, it is much quicker and easier to update orders straight on the gDoc rather than logging into an org and editing an article. Secondly, I will be expecting MoD to update orders at least once day, preferably I would like them updated as soon as any priority battle ends but I guess you can't have everything.
MoD + MoHA
Unlike MoD and MoFA which got like two or three sections the lucky twats, MoHA will have only one job next month, because to be honest, I have no idea what the fuck they are for. So, I would like whoever my MoHA person/people will be to work with MoD to explain and educate eUK'ers on every single aspect of eRepublik War.
The Military module is what this game is mostly about. And from what I've seen half of you don't know what the big red "Fight" button does, so I hope to change that.
Entertainment
Other in some good wars and hopefully interesting articles, I don't feel it is up to the government to force out entertainment and shove it down your throats. So instead, if anyone has some ideas for competition or something, anyone is welcome to contact me about it and providing you aren't trying to scam me, I will give you money for your thing.
People
I know mostly who will be where in my government next month, but if have yet to meet you but you want to be in this government, then contact me with what you can do, and I will see if I can put you somewhere.
Comments
vote this man if you cherish your virginity
Voted cause you're quite a nice guy.
aww no one has every said that to me.
Rohirrin4CP
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There's a fight button?
Now he tells us!
why do people keep getting it wrong. nothing has been agreed to yet with slovenia, and anyway I specifically asked for a clause which doesnt bind the next CP.
I was told by one of your cabinet that at that you had definitely signed an agreement with Slovenia, I have corrected that now
you were told by sir jimmy correct? lol also cabinet are voting on it then we will take it to congress
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Oh yeah... I better go vote quickly 🙂
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Gotta be the best CP article I've seen for months and we get a free hat \o/
Scarfar4CP
Voted and endorsed.
Scar far is a DOER who makes things happen.
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I pointed out things in Garth's article so I'll have to do so here:
"If they do not, they will be forced to leave."
EDIT: Nevermind, I guess it's completely possible to achieve in a term.
"it is much quicker and easier to update orders straight on the gDoc rather than logging into an org and editing an article."
But a top 5 article from the MoD saying 'Fight in Xland' is going to get a lot more notice. I understand the gdoc will help military units set their orders but I imagine there will still be a lot of people who will ignore that. If people are constantly shouting 'Fight in Xland, Gdoc here!' it would help but that's no different to when an article is published. I don't know whether you'll be getting rid of MoD articles completely, but a mixture of the two would be best.
"MoHA will have only one job next month, because to be honest, I have no idea what the [expletive] they are for."
Not sure if that's going to improve things. I prefer the idea of lots of deputies and apprentices to split the workload. But I've said in the past that if you can find the right person (who has no life, on 24/7, etc.) they will be able to manage every aspect of MoHA on their own. That's presuming you wont be cutting the 'expected' jobs.
Much of this solid though, I'd say your bringing in more of the tried-and-tested format compared to Garth but there is still some changes that might possibly improve the country 🙂
oh i mean, the gdoc is used to update article orders using wizardry, it just means that almost anyone (who MoD choose) can update orders without needing to one: have the org details and two: not log into the org every 5 minutes. it also means that you literally just had to copy and paste the article into a new one and change the date in the title and you have yourself a new orders article.
But, what is every aspect of MoHA? i don't think we even have a MoHA this month, so at least one job for them has got to be better than doing nothing 🙂
So like a template which people can fill in then MoD can publish an article if needs be? But with also a space so people can just see the orders? Am I right?
(Proposed) Gov structure:
http://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh519/CheetahofC/GovStructure_zpsgxfljyma.png
With different MoHA areas; Education, Information, Support.
Even better, MoD don't have to change the orders article at all, just copy and paste.
i dont even know MoI or MoS is let alone does. and aren't apprentices deputies?
and perhaps one thing to take into consideration with what seems a large government, is, there are not many eUKers here, let alone eUKers that want to work in government.
We had a ministry of information (MoI) for a few terms but it was merged into MoEd this term. This is a proposed structure. Get rid of MoEnt and have a ministry of support (MoS) to support new players. Deputies and apprentices are based on the proposal by Addaway. I basically drew that whole graph up based on what Addaway was saying. We actually have more people than we realise who would happily get involved in government but they either don't know how, aren't confident enough or are ignored.
P.S. I just made up the names but they were based on the proposed ideas.
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imo that's a long-tailed duck carrying some weird duck.
at least they are ducks this time, and not geese
i believe your thinking of another newspaper, i've never had geese before
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"fairly large amount of money for CO has already been obtained." - Will this be available to the eUK govt if you lose the election?
of course not. why would I? garth will continue any TW war agreement with slovenia, so he does not need it.
not only that, but why should anyone give away such a large amount of cc for nothing in return?
what do you mean nothing in return- snt the freeing of the eUK your goal? Or do you need the gratification of power in order to be generous?
And Garth never said he wanted to continue the TW, he said he wants to get it closed
i did say the complete opposite but that's none of my business
Garth said he would negotiate in his manifesto, why would anyone give him money for that?
boooooo
"So that Slovenian TW hey? All in all it could have been worse, we have a couple of regions secured. Though on the other hand a healthy TW can still be achieved without restricting us down to a bare couple of regions *pending final negotiations from AMD*. (if the TW agreement is still in place next term) negotiations will quickly be started to try and get regions returned and the TW closed."
where does it says that the TW deal will be cancelled and you will be getting rid of slovenia?
and where did i say i was generous in context to this too? i merely pointed out that i have the means to remove slovenia that was all.
and why would i save up for some lovely fun times battles to go and let someone else have the fun times? i mean, this is a game after all. my main goal is to have fun not unfortunately to be the forever great saviour of the eUK feeding you peasants from my deep pockets.
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granted the first part isn't typed great. I believe the second part of that paste does actually answer it... doesn't make a difference how much money you have, if you are that begrudged enough to not help even if you lose then i dont want any of it.
like rory said, you don't need money for negotiations so..
and i won't be begrudged because i don't have to give my own personal money to you and i wont be.
like i said i play this game to have fun. my idea of fun right now is kicking someones butt. and as a consequence of that UK get their country back, everyone's happy. if you want to do the same, there is nothing stopping you from saving and making cc as I did and using it for your term.
there is also the element of how do i know that the gov wont use it for anything else and uses it properly? simply put is, i cant.
and to be honest, this shouldn't even be a discussion. this is my own personal money and i should be able to do what the fuck i want with it without anyone questioning me.
if you have any other contrustive cristism of my plans next month, then feel free to bring them up in the upcoming debate.
Like your policies but I demand a smaller Hat.
hmmm might be a bit of push, but i'll see what i can do 🙂
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