[Free Weaps] Defend London

Day 1,376, 14:30 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Baldrick1


Apt background listening

As all should be aware, some dastardly Croatians (and a few Paddies) have been romping around our fine countryside trampling corn, scaring livestock and generally being rather rude. Now, while they may be able to get away with this type of behaviour out in the country, it just won't ruddy do in London!


Mr. Hubblestoke, a farmer, is forced to angrily wave a stick at a troublesome Croat

We've tried being reasonable with them. Even being so kind as to occupy them, and attempt to spread some good'ol British values. But the bowler hats sent were promptly discarded, the umbrellas placed well out of reach, and the tea left to get cold.

Therefore it's about time we gave these pesky colonials a right good thrashing!


With the Irish nearby Londoners take extra care to have their umbrellas at hand



Any eUK citizen who comments on this article will get 3 free Q5 umbrellas weapons to defend London with.

May extend to our lovely allies, if weapon stocks last.



Supplied

o0 Hybrid Xx
tamster
Tyler McKinlen
Tomazim
Dan Moir
defert
John Forseti
NikSerb
Ollivander

EDIT: Cracking job everyone, we've sent them packing!



London is one of the few regions that has NEVER fallen. Lets not start now. If the mini-battle looks won, save your damage till the next. Every bit of damage helps. Don't waste it.

If your stocking weapons, food and money, this is the time to use it.

Fight hard. Fight smart... and remember your brolly.