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With the excitement of the elections dulling down and the dust settling on many of the issues, one major topic stands out: WAR! Many of my articles have been about war and speculation so why not another one!

Our new years resolution is to support our allies Russia and help take back their motherland. Therefore, WAR is our resolution. We will be seeing lots of it and lots of fun events. Our brothers in arms Russia will not be dissapointed in the fighting because we will assuredly take back their land from Lithuania.

While the real world and erepublik hardly ever co-incide, I figured it would be fun to throw in a little real world political humor to mix it up a bit. Here's what I believe is THEIR New Years resolutions (or at least they should be)...

David Cameron: allow Wales to become its own country just to spite the SNP
Angela Merkel: hire a debt collection agency
Francois Hollande: hide in a corner in the fetal position until Sarkozy gets elected again
Shinzo Abe: create new arrow for Abenomics, subsidize Toho Studios
Dilma Rousseff: start actually vetting cabinet members
Jokowi: get Motorhead to write new Indonesian national anthem
Stephen Harper: always remember to treasure Tim Horton's, even though Burger King now owns it
Vladimir Putin: grow a moustache, start investing in grey uniforms
Kim Jong-Un: stave off coup for a couple months
Pope Francis: increase Church attendance by adding weed to Communion somehow
Xi Jinping: hope that Russia and North Korea will just sort themselves out
Antonis Samaras: change name to "Georgi Clooney" to evade Germany's new debt collection agency
Obama: just start doing the late night circuit, leave the presidenting to "whoever the hell wants to do that godawful job"


Chandlerz12345, OUT