[EDITORIAL] Yagami Mii, get out
Fruitcommando
Dear citizens of eJapan and loyal readers, I will be reporting today on a very pig-disgusting breakout, and that is the brony infection. You may be asking yourself right now, well Der Kaiser what exactly is a brony? On a Scientific level, the official name for "bronies" is Foedus Equus-Porcus Latin for foul Pig-horse or what I like to call Pig-disgusting horse mutants. Sadly a well re
Official statement on the issue from Alfred-Ball, MoFA of eJapan:
"The situation is under control, there is nothing to worry about and eJapan is completely safe! The "Bronies" have been temporarily relocated to two private facilities nearby."
However earlier today Yagami Mii was asked if he/she would consider a vaccine for his/her disease, in which it said "I have no idea why I am still on this planet I should be in Equestria" which was perceived as Yagami Mii considering committing suicide instead of face the dishonor of being diseased, such is Japanese tradition.
Writer and Editor Der Kaiser FructeKommandante commented on the issue: "this is Dio's way of punishing the heretics, where I have failed Dio shall succeed in a mass removal of swedes"
for now, This has been Der Kaiser FructeKommandante signing off.
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PERTAMAXXX
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Sieg Heil!
lol
The only good pony is a dead pony
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I can smell them already.
Whats up everypony? While you're at it there are other diseases to cure in eEquestria: look how many ponies forgot this sacred lands sacred language (Japanese), but don't worry Ponyspeak is easier, anypony can learn it. Thank you for your efforts my fruity friend. Friendship is magic!
Fuck...
...off!
I have been hard at work, trying to discover the cure for this vile disease. At this time, I can only request that every Japanese citizen keep some Pakistani sand on their person at all times, or make daily pilgrimages to the local Temple to Zammuel and be blessed with PIE.
-The Japanese Toad Wizard
I heard having sex wards off bronies.
Bronies are the product of Spaniards and Swedes breeding. .
i am the master of PIE ask me if youd like to receive PIE
I like them ponies and this article made me realize I might have an infection that needs to be cured, probably some pakistani sand and the book of dio will help me get better.
there is still hope for me!
Yes Kagami! You finally get it!