[DMV4CP] Lies, Damned Lies, and the Old Conspiracy
Kaminarinote
You may be wondering why you’re hearing a lot from the same individuals, especially Rylde and his cronies, about the supposed douchebaggery of DMV3, and my personal “disconnection from facts”. This is typical. In my previous article, I offered the olive branch to those dug into the old politics and asked we all look from experience to the next true leader. I was promptly hounded, called a liar, and publicly berated by these same individuals. It is evident they lack even the simplest shred of dignity, honour, and respect. Not only do they, time after time, get us wipe
😛Rylde, Thedillpickl, and IBB93, they have the audacity to justify this with some bizarre metagame argument AND go on to attack me personally.
Let’s be clear, here: I made points that have not even come close to being refuted. This undoubtedly scares the coalition of thieves and villains who claim to be the popular voice, and is likely they reached out to old allies in the United Front PTO squad to supplement their numbers. They make claim after claim that DMV3 “buys” everything he has gained, ignorant of the fact he spent hours working hard to achieve his goals and has gained a band of worthy and loyal followers as a result. This is inevitable when a good man goes to Washington, er, Ottawa. The only conclusion the reasonable man can make is that this same cadre that denounced me without evidence – and then in turn responds to evidence with loud scoffing – is dedicated to undermine and poison eCanada. Their jealous and conceited ways have let to the current paradigm, and they must be purged from the body politic. If you haven’t already, vote for DMV3 in these dying hours; and pray that Plato catches all the bots and bought voters that IBB has unleashed on the once-proud democratic system. And if IBB wins tomorrow, I urge all of you to write personal appeals to Plato to correct this injustice. DMV3 is the chosen voice of Canada, he must be CP because he already is CP.
As for me, I will not allow my voice to be silenced. I will continue to publish for the sake of truth, justice, and the American, er, Canadian way. As the last legitimately elected CP of Canada, before the conspiracy that currently plagues our nation forced me out of office, indeed as President-in-Canada I plead with you to make your voice heard. Long live our blessed republic!
- Kaminarinote
President-in-Canada
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Pertamaxxx
his hands are lightning
And he accuses IBB and his allies of cheating. Last night before the votes were counted, the tally was 96-94. Now it's 96-83. I may be just a simple country pony, but I'm pretty sure that means Plato caught 11 fake votes on DMV's side to zero on IBB's.
dude you make it sound like i actually voted for DMV.
Nice rant but I will work for Canada and with who ever wins.
We get wiped because we actually play the game. All the big countries sign NAP's with each other and we are the pawns left to be taken.
This is flat out wrong. Everyone is "playing the game", it's just those who get us wiped are from the same cadre and always play it poorly.
The reason we get wiped is we get illusions of grandeur when we have a little success on the battle field and we fail to take the opportunity to exit at the proper time. Our wars are funded by the few and when they say it is over, it is over, not when stupid congress says.
Canada is, by Definition, not a republic.
Also, lol@article.
No, but eCanada is. For the 1000th time, could you stop pretending you're king and at least acknowledge you're accountable to the people? Is that so hard?
You mentioned Canada more than eCanada, wasn't sure to which you were referring.
What? I never denied I was accountable to the people...the people Elect me, I am noone without them and they are the instruments in my orchestra of success.
I guess that's why you put on a pretence that you're some sort of king, and buy votes: not only for elections, but for MY ARTICLES so that I can look bad.
I don't think I've ever bought votes 😛
Except once or twice for Battle Orders articles...
You're attempts at satire are interesting...
Knock off these damn shenanigans Kanada, don't make me come up there!
Do it. I dare you. Bring SHIELD too.
Well, let's see... where to start?
"In my previous article, I offered the olive branch..." Eh, that's not what I read. What I saw was you spouting your usual god-pounding nonsense with its customary lack of insight or fact.
"I made points that have not even come close to being refuted." Please list these points in bullet form and I shall attempt to refute them. One of these "points" was your claim that we have never had a good time of things since your puppet-master was CP, which is categorically incorrect. We've had several periods of prosperity and global recognition since then. But you, for whatever reason, believe we are playing the game "wrong," so those times when eCanada was awesome and everyone was having a grand old time apparently don't count. Well, there's no arguing with that logic, because that logic is crazy-person logic.
Doesn't the tinfoil chafe your scalp, boy?
"... {DMV3} has gained a band of worthy and loyal followers as a result." Loyal, sure. You nutters sure are a vocal and dedicated bunch... rather like jihadists, really, but only if jihads were really boring and mostly involved insulting Thedillpickl and pretending to be oppressed. You, chickensguys, Nyx Lynx and a few others have drunk so deeply of McVicker's Kool Aid it seems to have replaced all your bodily humors.
Worthy? Worthy of what? Worthy of a good drowning? Sure. Worthy of running the government? Ridiculous. To be honest, I'd kind of like to see what would happen if we did put you freaks and lunatics in charge of things, but only if we could then say, "Alright, that was fun, but seriously now..." and undo all the damage.
The last paragraph... that's pure gold. This is the Brucie we all remember. Welcome back, you bronze-plated dog turd.
I enjoyed this. It made me laugh. But seriously, what's your cogent response to my article? I'm genuinely curious.
Make a point and I'll attempt to refute it. There are no points being made here - just the usual white noise.
Times were better when DMV3 was CP than now,. Refute it, Snuggle Bear.
At the beginning of his first term, we were completely wiped and had been for several months.
At the beginning of this new term, we have been occupied for about 2 months only, we have a region we can hold and allies actively fighting for us, and don't need to make sekrit backroom deals with treacherous snakes.
So if you want to compare the apples of the past to the oranges of the present: things are better now. IBB and his team are pulling us out of a very difficult occupation with both diplomacy and military strength. We'll have our enemies removed from our borders shortly, and then we'll be back to boring old "peace time" for a while, hopefully.
All of which has been accomplished despite McVicker and his petty power-grab.
When DMV3 was president, we were a middle power. Today we're a joke. Peace time may sting your Red Bull high, but it's necessary for nation-building. Something you and your cult don't seem to understand.
We're actually around the exact same damage levels as we have been for some time.
Incorrect, my lad. We were never a middle-power. When McVicker became CP, we were wiped entirely off the map by eUSA. Then he made some deals and got us out of that, which was great. I'll admit that freely - ending that wipe was solid work.
And then we were the same small-timers we've always been, but with all our lands back and some temporary holdings in India. At no point during McVicker's or any other CP's terms over the past year were we a middle-power. We don't have the people for that. We're small-timers who try to fight middleweight and sometimes surprise everyone by succeeding.
Neither are we a joke. We're targets for actual middleweights like FYROM, but we have a fine standing among our allies due almost entirely to klop and the other "conspirators."
Also, you're just mad I am a higher level AND have more subscribers and you. Must hurt the butt, I'd say.
lol Yeah, you caught me, because I totally care about both of those things.
Thanks for admitting it.
Nyx Lynx knows how much your policies sucked. Even you admitted that sleeping with Fyrom was pathetic. Now you want to backtrack on your own position. Fyrom was wiped for years and you people gave them congress. That is incompetence. Dillpickl right under your nose was holding a grudge against Greece. When your allies asked if they wanted to help, they were stalled because somebody thought they were so brilliant they would outsmart everyone only to nosedive and get wiped.
DMV has real friends and real support and some people just can't believe it. The monopoly on government has been going on for months now. The ones who go after power always get power.
Your timeline is as skewed as your perspective.
Some interesting inventions you have going on there, though - like if Rube Goldberg designed a Thedillpickl-hating machine, the core of which was a broken record.
It is called facts. Did you not say you hated the deal? If you are going to mention my name, it aches for you to hear what transpired. You people want to play your game its fine. Don't expect me to buy BS like others. I am very aware of things when it comes to FA. I can predict Croatia's moves, yeah I can see all your games too. I must admit it was amusing to watch. I don't hate dillpickl. I hate no one. He was the CP. It is called being accountable.
lol
I did speak out against it when it was happening. Because I was not aware of the bigger picture at the time. Then I was made aware of the bigger picture, and agreed that it was a necessary sacrifice we needed to make for our allies. It's that second part you've never been able to wrap your head around, or which you have ignored because it conflicts with your near-religious anti-Dill zeal.
And, again, you have your "facts" in the wrong order. In the real world, A -> B -> C -> D, but in the Nyx Lynx Chain of Causality, B -> A -> D -> "Dill is evil/incompetent" on infinite repeat.
Dill is evil? lol If I think Dill is incompetent, it means he is not competent enough to be my enemy. Don't break your head over it. You don't get the bigger picture as usual. Ciao
Uh-oh, is little Brucie going to have a breakdown again?
Who are you? Do you matter? How'd you get in here? Shoo, fly, buzz somewhere else.
You mad? Yeah you mad
No, seriously, who are you?
I am the ghost of eRepublik past, here to haunt you for your misbehavior.
Another lol.
You do realize that the article is going to do more harm than good to DMV right?
Only to people like you, who have soured the political process with lies, damned lies, and an old conspiracy. Return to eTurkey, traitor to Canada Alias Vision. It's unfortunate treason is not punishable here.
Woah, insult whoever you want Brucie but not AV. He has not created any lies not conspiracies you speak of.
AV is an eCan hero and patriot and greatest of all time don't question it.
(Ok maybe eCan's second greatest, cause Rolo.)
Why Turkey? Why not India while you're at it.
You are going about this all wrong Bruce. You are supposed to challenge people, make them think. Better yet, make them try!
I bet you're just as awful at Dota 2 as you are at writing articles.
What's Dota 2?
Google Huskar, Jakiro and Batrider.
I did. That's how I got the picture.
You wish you were relevant enough for me to make a personal attack on you.
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I wish I were a heartless enough person to make personal attacks, and mean them.
These are the first words I've ever bothered to write to you so please fill me in to when these personal attacks took place.
What? I was referring to myself. Besides, children make personal attacks. Adults keep it in the game. Isn't that right?