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I recently got my first forfeit point, and I was at work before I truly got to see the fruits of my labour. This disappointed me very much. Plato didn't even offer me the courtesy to bestow it upon me while I was around to see the magic.

Perhaps, though, it's a good thing. Maybe I'd have been so overflowing with positive emotions that I'd fall to the floor, get in the fetal position, and cry in a river of emotions.
I, Plato, hope to instill those feelings into you by showing you my gratitude and appreciation for your actions.


Because you need to calm down


And swallow all that big black cock


I'd like to thank Muglack, who was in no way associated with this article, for the idea of cocks, and providing me a path with which to thank Plato in all her glory.

EDIT: So that this isn't tagged as spam, I'm running for Congress still...