#6! Hurrah!
Day 1,124, 21:24
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Published in New Zealand 
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by Ludoviko la Nepreparita
The Sixth Issue. Huzzah.
Un message pour les francophonies; commentez-vous si vous aimez ‘La Section Française’ ce semaine!
eUSA being pushed out of Great Britain
After the recent activity over in the British Isles, the eUK has started to push back the eUSA out of the British Isles. As some may recall, the eUSA has occupied some regions since the most resent eUK-eIreland war.
eSpain enters eFrance
As the war between eFrance and eSpain continues in Europe, eSpain has re-entered eFrance eSpain has attacked eFrance. This time, they have attacked ‘Languedoc Roussillon’.
eJapan vs. eSouth Korea
The war in the pacific rages on as eJapan tries to reclaim ‘Chugoku’ from eSouth Korea. Also, it seems eTaiwan has also attacked ‘Jeollanam-do’ eSouth Korea. (That is so fun to say, come on, admit it.)
Also in the Southern Pacific
eSingapore has successfully obtained Peninsular Malaysia and has stopped its advancement. eMalaysia has one region left as the others have been lost to eSingapore and eIndonesia.
Also, Southern Thailand has been attacked by ePakistan, which is continuing its progression through southern Asia.
In National news this week…
• A recent bill to lower food taxes has been rejected 20-10
• eNZ is now allied with The Republic of Macedonia by a vote 28-2
Faites attention monde francophone! Cette semaine, nous avons plus d’information pour vous que la semaine passé! Préparez-vous bien
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En Grande Bretage
Le Royaume-Uni a attaqué les Etats-Unis dans les régions de ‘West Midlands’ et ‘South West of England’. Si vous rappelez, les Américains ont occupé des régions dans les Îles britanniques depuis la plus récente guerre de le Royaume-Uni et l’Irlande.
En La France
Les lapins ont attaqué ‘Languedoc Roussillon’! Dois-je dire plus?
En eJapon et eCorée du Sud
La guerre dans le Pacifique continue. Le Japonais tentent regagner la région ‘Chugoku’ de le Corée du Sud. Aussi, le Taïwan ont attaqué ‘Jeollanam-do’ dans le Corée du Sud.
En Malaisie et Thaïlande
Singapour ont gardé ‘Peninsular Malaysia’ après de son récente attaque. Le Malaisie ont une région plus, car les autres ont conquis par le Singapour et l’Indonésie.
Aussi, ‘Southern Thailand’ est attaqué par Pakistan qui continue son avancement en Asie.
En Nouvelle Zélande
• Nouvelle Zélande s’allie avec Macédoine par un vote 28-2
• une loi récente de taxes sur les aliments moins a été rejetée 20-10
This week’s humour section is yet another hodgepodge of my randomness. Enjoy!
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http://watts1906.wrzuta.pl/film/5M15UqsI6Pd
(The site is not YouTube, but a Polish website. It was the best quality I could find.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7e8h9lryOc&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7H2lXQPp34
I hope I hit the right note in the humour section this week. Merry Christmas to those all who celebrate it.
Also, this newspaper would like to suggest some other articles for our readers.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/renouning-independence--1608849/1/20
Et, pour les gens qui lit le français
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-rf-jo-le-mois-de-d-eacute-cembre-au-corps-diplomatique-1605940/1/20
Thank you for your attention /Merci pour votre attention
Sincerely yours,
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Comments
The news remains bleak.
I think you mean FYROM bro, no such thing as macedonia 😛
It's still a pretty good article... voted/subbed
I apologise for the possible excessive shortness this week. Busy weekend for me lol. I'll try to lengthen it much more like it has been in the past next issue.
FYROM just stands for a longer name that contains 'Macedonia'. However, maybe when I edited it after I put it from a Word document into eRep it may have accidentally been altered. My apologies. (I'm not very savy with how to format articles lol. All my tricks are very basic.)
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