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SACRAMENTO, California- on the steps of the city hall in Sacramento, Yono, the former Ambassador from Argentina and military officer,declared his candidacy for office. He declared in a fiery speech that he was not going to 'give up the fight' for a greater America; declaring that, despite the fact it was simply a game, "I don't think we want to encourage American imperialism at home and abroad."

"We need to re-examine our values as a society." said the former diplomat "We used to have President's fighting to stop wars; now we have every [expletive] one of them attempting to start one. It feels like the last world war never ended. It's all starting to blur...and I think the current administration needs to get the message of the people; secure peace and get out."

The former statesman lambasted what he called the 'neo American empire', stating that the time had come for "Uncle Sam to put away his gun, and pick up the plow."

"We don't need guns; we need jobs. We need orchards, homes and hopsitals." said Yono "We don't need this endless cycle of violence."