WHPR LOW ROLLER GRAB BAGS

Day 1,392, 18:42 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room


Citizens of the eUnited States of America,

If you have been following the news out of Congress lately, you know that talk has centered around the weekly budget. Militaries are having to find creative ways to do funding and the beloved Department of the Interior (which brings you Meals on Wheels and Bewbs 4 Newbs!!!) has taken a huge cut.

The problem is not how much money the government raises in taxes. The problem is the game-imposed limit on how much tax money can be spent per day. No more than $99,999 is available per day because that is the limit Admin has established for donations between the National Treasury and the Congressional Budget Office.

The Department of Media, however has decided to use its considerable prowess to raise money to offset the shortfall experienced by the Department of the Interior. And so the James S. Brady Press Room, in conjunction with the WHPR is proud to introduce:



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Hello my name is Kara Beth. I have been appointed as Joint Deputy Secretary of Media/Interior. This fancy title basically means I will be in charge of using the Media to raise funds for the Department of Interior. These funds will be used for Bewbs 4 Newbs and Meals on Wheels. When new players join the game, these are the government give-away programs that accelerate their growth, increase their battle influence, and keep them playing this game we all invest ourselves in.




Have you ever bought a grab bag before? If you have, you probably had no idea what was inside. What you would know is that most of the bags are worth less than what you would pay if you bought the contents on the market.

But you go ahead and buy it anyway, knowing that there are a number of possibilities for a bigger payoff. Whatever is inside, you always get some return on your investment. There are no empty bags.

My Grab Bags are unique in that you know the contents of each and every bag. The only thing is that you don't know which bags contains what items.

We have 100 bags for sale at 100 USD each.

Now, before you balk at the price, consider this:

1. It's for a good cause.
2. One of the bags contain a House, worth far more than 100 USD.
3. This a low rollers contest. The financially blessed have their own Grab Bags opportunity posted here.
4. Every Bag is a winner.
5. 100 USD is less than 1 day's pay.

Here's how it works. These bags will be numbered from 1 - 100. You may buy as many bags as you like. Simply choose the bag numbers you would like to purchase and post your choices in the comments below. Then, pay 100 USD for each bag chosen. It is important to note what bags have already been sold. You may look in all the previous comments to determine this or check this article for updates on available bags.

After all 100 "bags" have been sold, their contents will be revealed. After this, the items will be distributed to their rightful owners.

This opportunity is available to all eRep citizens with USD. To qualify, please follow the instructions below exactly.

Instructions
1. Leave a comment stating which bag number (1-100) you would like to purchase.
2. Double check comments to make sure no one else claimed the same bag number as you first.
3. Immediately donate the 100 USD for each bag to Kara Beth.

Rules
1. If someone fails to pay for their choice(s), then I will announce that the bag(s) is up for sale again.
2. You may buy as many bags as you like as long as they are still available.
3. Contest will end when all 100 bags have been sold.

Bag contents
1 Q2 house worth 20 extra wellness for 20 days
1 bag with 150 USD
2 bags with 100 USD each
2 bags with 75 USD each
5 bags with 50 USD each
5 bags with 3 Q5 tanks each
5 bags with 3 Q4 helicopters each
5 bags with 5 Q3 mobile SAMs each
14 bags with 5 Q2 rifles each
20 bags with 5 Q1 guns each
20 bags with 10 Q5 food each
20 bags with 25 Q1 food each

Good luck! Have fun choosing your bags. Remember to look for the other Grab Bags worth 300 USD each. Feel free to shout this contest on eRep. The sooner we sell off these 100, the sooner we start the next promotion.

-Kara Beth
Bags and their owners:
1. portcolumbus
2. Project Psion
3. LordBryant
4. Mike Ontry
5. portcolumbus
6. LordBryant
7. Project Psion
8. kooguy
9. Project Psion
10. portcolumbus
11. SMF93
12. Bobby Canell
13. Fluffydoorman
14. BarberBibe
15. Bobby Canell
16. Stranger Here Myself
17. LordBryant
18. LordBryant
19. Relorian
20. Mike Ontry
21. LordBryant
22. Rusty_Shackleford
23. Rusty_Shackleford
24. Rusty_Shackleford
25. Rusty_Shackleford
26. Rusty_Shackleford
27. Rusty_Shackleford
28. Rusty_Shackleford
29. Rusty_Shackleford
30. Lord KrauserFranciscodeMiranda
31. MRPT
32. jkli5
33. Stranger Here Myself
34. Stranger Here Myself
35. Fluffydoorman
36.Shaun Kumar
37. Sierra 117
38. Stranger Here Myself
39. Relorian
40. Lord Krauser
41. Relorian
42. Project Psion
43. Stranger Here Myself
44. Stranger Here Myself
45. Relorian
46. Stranger Here Myself
47. Fluffydoorman
48. Naomikins
49. Naomikins
50. SMF93
51. Stranger Here Myself
52. Sierra 117
53. Shaun Kumar
54. Guy3000
55. Guy3000
56. Relorian
57. LordBryant
58. Neo Iasov
59. Fluffydoorman
60. s0beit
61. MRPT
62. MRPT
63. Neo Iasov
64. MRPT
65. MRPT
66. Sierra 117
67. ja-sam
68. ja-sam
69. Devill
70. MRPT
71. MRPT
72. MRPT
73. Neo Iasov
74. MRPT
75. Sierra 117
76. Mr. Peanuts
77. Mr. Peanuts
78. Mr. Peanuts
79. Fluffydoorman
80. Fluffydoorman
81. Relorian
82. Lord Krauser
83. Fluffydoorman
84. Mike Ontry
85. Shaun Kumar
86. Mike Ontry
87. Stranger Here Myself
88. Stranger Here Myself
89. Fluffydoorman
90. Lord Krauser
91. Aziz Ali
92. Aziz Ali
93. SMF93
94. Stranger Here Myself
95. Sierra 117
96. Stranger Here Myself
97. shiloh13
98. MRPT
99.Fluffydoorman
100. Fluffydoorman


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A quick word about Kara Beth, just in case you are nervous about donating 300 USD into her account. She is a highly respected member of the Federalist Party, she has run this same Grab Bag program for the Federalists many times before, and there has never been even a sniff of controversy. If you want references who will vouch for her integrity, try asking any of the following players who will all tell you that she can be truste😛
Cerb
Blank Keating
Haliman
Chutley
Cromstar
Paul Proteus
or contact me, Gnilraps for an even longer list.
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Keep clicking fight,
Gnilraps
White House Press Secretary