WHPR 5613: uh, Houston...

Day 5,613, 17:41 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room
WHPR 5613: “uh, Houston…”
People are being called out for it. Federal Program Banhammer is being warmed up.

Dateline: Monday April 3, 2023 (Day 5613 )
Location: James S Brady Press Room, The White House

In Today’s White House Press Report:
:1: Fight Smart– Or Else!
:2: Government Media Blitz
:3: Repair Yard : Know Other Lands

Editor’s Note:


Fight Smart– Or Else!


The top pic says it all.
Some guys are out there medal hunting at the expense of America’s strategic interests.
Congress is aware of this, and you know how they are once they get their teeth into a Law. Especially when it comes to money they’re paying out.
(yes, there’s a Law covering malicious wrong side damage, the Government Program Eligibility Act)
Once called out, with evidence, the Law kicks in and you’re Temp Banned from Government funded programs (specifically GIMP). Congress can Discuss and Vote to repeal your Temp Ban, but they’re gonna get tired of this real quick and good luck getting your Red Flag Lift request pushed through in any hurry.
This policy will be followed by Interior’s Food and Weapons Program– the Food portion will be Government funded soon, and the Weapons portion is sponsored by the very people who have to expend more energy/cost to undo your selfish damage.

No, the Federal level government will not pay you to work against us.
And, as President and on behalf of our Generals, I strongly request that Party and MU leadership help get the word out… smarten up, soldiers, we’re a freaking team here.


Government Media Blitz





WHPR Repair Yard : Know Other Lands
Press Corps Writer Pfenix Quinn
Peoples' Repair Yard -- KNOW OTHER LANDS

The Peoples' Repair Yard is pleased to promote some of the more intriguing WPA- and fake-WPA-inspired artwork aimed at inspiring the happy gangs of E-merican players to step up their game, have more fun, and be prepared to deal with threats posed by scary things that are out there!


One of the many joys of eRepublik is its international scope. Along with engaging in play-war and play-trade and play-diplomacy and other play-hoo-ha with folks from around the world, it's kind of neat place to actually meet and get to know people from other countries and lands. If have not already reached out to someone from another land, give it a try. Ask a question. Maybe you'll make a new friend and learn about a place you've never been to.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise, The True North strong and free!







Today’s edition of the WHPR brings to a close our current contract with Pfenix Quinn.
I have one week to talk him into continuing on with us another month or so.
I’d like to talk him into being SecMed, or at least WHPR Managing Editor, but have been and would continue to be grateful for the segments just like we’ve been getting.
So, um… what do y’all think? Does Quinn need to abandon some critical part of RL to dedicate even more time to this miserable game, and all for our entertainment and a few article votes..?


Kickstart the media. Every keystroke counts.

WHPR 5613: uh, Houston...
https://erepublik.com/en/article/2765361


Your White House Press Corps Writers Today,
Quinn, and Custer.



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