Watch out,THERE'S A WINSTON ABOUT !
Horice G Fossil
actions during and after the PP elections.
During Winston's term in jail he issued
the following press release:
"It was a Communist plot against me,NGE hacked my account
Woldy has sent in the Navy,i'm too great to be banned !
I have done nothing wrong,God knows i'm not an atheist !
But while i have you all here i like to offer you this one
off chance for cheap car issurance"
Unfortunatly for him the Admins don't like any
competition for our cash and proptly gave him
life.
But Winston,with the help of Dutch,managed
to escape and went into hiding.
Speaking from a secret location after
his escape he made this statement :
"This is not the last you have seen of me,the eUK needs the christian conservative hero to save them from themselves"
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And so Winston dissapeared from sight but i can announce
today that the Historic Times has recieved this report from a source inside the Winston PTO organisation.
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Gathering his minions around him
he explained his cunning plan :
"I shall use one of my many multies and take power from the
socialists and free the eUK from the tyranny of the arch lefty Woldy.
Soon the eUK will kneel before me and tremble mwahaha !"
So his team got to work looking
for the best choice :
"I've got it ! the perfect cover 'Head of the eVatican' !"
This was not as easy as Winston had hoped,
Pope John Lulz had also been banned along with his fail church.
And his appeal to the admins
had also fallen on deaf ears :
"But i'm God's right hand you cannot ban me,
by the way what do you pay for car insurance ?"
So Winston had to move on to one
of his other prepared multies :
"No one will suspect that this is realy me
'Winston L S Churchill'
all round super guy and scurge of the left Mwahaha !"
He's out there somewhere,in disguise,
maybe he standing next to you right now.
But he'll soon have to show himself as he
attempts to take over the eUK once more
so watch out.....
THERE'S A WINSTON ABOUT !
Horice
🙂
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Comments
Lool
PRAISE BE TO POPE HORICE!
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Ajay - 0
Do we get a "Banhammer" day now?
http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/2054955" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/prof[..]54955
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Ajay 0
bowen, it wasnt a communist victory, it was a victory for all britishkind
You do know that when he was banned all of his multis where too:
About 10 peeps from UKRP and 7 from RFA all left at exactly the same time that Winston was banned... mmmm... I wonder why?
lol, brilliant as always
Watch out, Ajay is about o.0
WOOT!
Watch out, Ajay is about...
Old subject is old
whatch out there's a winston about!-o i lold hard, another good article horice
The picture of the Pope is so irreverent. And top funny. GENIUS.
Splendid News delivered with panache.
Just a Perfect (exAj)day,
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lol bye Ajay Winstee
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/pearlshire-official-203977/1" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/pe[..]977/1
LOL, better than my article
'Winnie the Pooh', do you reckon it could catch on?
Horice
merry christmas 😃
Brilliant
UNBAN WINSTON! http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/sign-to-unban-winston--1101544/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/sign[..]/1/20
Voted and boated.
good job!