This was a Triumph: GLaDOS for POTUS
Day 1,194, 13:27
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by GLaDOS
pretty cool, mirite?
Dear Sweet America, There comes a time in every citizen’s elife where they must decide upon which direction they wish to go in to better serve their country. America, I believe that I have reached this crossroad. I hereby announce my intention to run for the high and honorable office of the President of the United States of America. I make this decision with the utmost humility and respect for the position I am attempting to obtain. I believe that my foreign affairs experience, combined with my Game knowhow and almost three years experience in this game make me the best choice for this esteemed office.
Vault boy in the whitehouse? I hope so!
I would also like to take this moment to announce my Vice presidential pick, the awesome, knowledgeable, capable, CRoy! I have no doubt that CRoy is a capable person, who will no doubt do the best he can to serve the country and the executive branch in the month to come.
my VP is quite the sly fox tbh
In the coming week, I shall be putting forth my presidential campaign, in which I will discuss my visions for the future of this country in matters of domestic, foreign, and military affairs. I hope you will stay tuned to my paper so that I might have the chance to share my vision of the future with you, America.
I like to keep announcement articles short and sweet, so here’s some pictures of cake for your viewing enjoyment!
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GLaDOS for POTUS, pass it on
THIS WAS A TRIUMPH
I love GLaDOS and I love cake. This bodes well for me.
It wasn't because I wanted to die, I just wanted the pain to finally stop.
GLaDOS will invade Ireland, and that makes him the best candidate ever.
Vote GLaDOS.
GLaDOS would like to apply for the position of Country President.
Vote for GlaDOS, the only UK spy to have been bested by Keers
This would be interesting.
glados is a member of USWP, he is also in seal Team 6 and is no doubt working closely with our INCI friends. While good relations with the INCI are a must, just how close is to close when someone is working with a party you oppose?
As a Presidential Candidate how will you be dealing with this political crisis? As a candidate do you think INCI should be allowed into private Congressional Forum Boards and IRC Channels?
Best of luck 🙂
This would be nice.
YEA CAKE
actually, CHS, I'm not close with inci at all, and rarely talk to them. I believe they should be given a chance, and if they are willing to abide by IES regulations, should be given a voice in congress. but this is if, and only if, they abide by IES regulations on citizenship
I'm making a note here : HUGE SUCCESS.
Mi6 wishes you the best of luck on your latest mission.
No.
If elected will you invade Canada and install me as dictator?
THE CAKE IS A LIE! THE CAKE IS A LIEEE!!!
But GLaDOS is a hell of a candidate.
GLaDOS would like to apply for the Country President position.
Oh hi mate! O/ Sup?
Shouldn't you be on the moon?
Interesting.
Meh.
Race you to Vesty
VALHALLA IST MIEN
I was with you until your VP candidate.
Sorry Glad.
Not a bad ticket, now gimme a job 😛😛
Even if he was Russian and British (x2) CP, they are your allies now
Good Luck spai, remember, you promised to invade the pig disgusting irish.
OH GOD CROY NO!
GLaDOS for POTUS March '11
Today the Whitehouse
Tomorrow the Moon!
GLaDOS can into valhalla!
No red-velvet-cake? Bah, you must be a foreign impostor 🙂
Considering who's running...
My vote would be leaning toward gladdy
No thanks. Eat your own damn cake.
I'd vote GLaDOS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Sorry I let you down, Glados....