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Fortunately for you, my dearest reader, it is not a time of going for the editor of your favourite newspaper (The Weekly Prophet)
It is even better, it is a time of coming for your favourite newspaper (once again, The Weekly Prophet)
After some problem with a shortage of ink (some person, who wish to stay anonymous, claim that a certain MaryamQ bought it all up, creating an artificial shortage. She has done that, according our illustrious source, so she could launch a new award.)
However we are all happy, that enough ink has been found for at least a few new editions, starting today with an interview with our CP.

Best regards,
Your editor,
NLSP

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Interview with Nohjis, eBelgian CP

Hey, I'm Nohjis, the eBelgian CP.
For the moment I am feeling good, that cause I am enjoying myself as CP. It is less stressful then I expected. The only obstacle that I had so far, was a rogue NE proposal done by some intelligent Dutch citizen.

But I want to tell you about my government. I want to accentuate that the MoFA has been in contact with eBrazil amongst other countries. He did as I expected of him. However he did fail, uh, not succeed in becoming an in-game citizen of a bonus country. However he did also other things. What things? uh (hesitation) uh, these are classified and only discussed behind close doors. I am however rather satisfied by the work of the different ministers.

I did however expect more complaints and concerns of citizens, that I then creatively had to silence. However it seems to be a quiet month.
Some would say that it is 'the silence before the storm', I personally am convinced that my subjects (eBe citizens) have finally found the meaning of life (42). This until of course the exam period of certain people is finished. Several of our citizens, especially the 'politically active', are still in higher education.

This means that there is less incentive to create drama, since they are already living in a drama right now (Higher education students have now exams in some parts of the world). I do not want to say that the most annoying one have now exams.
(long silence)
Well, appreciation of others is a personal subject.
(long silence)
Who is annoying? (hurried and anxious) I do not want to imply anything here or give names.
It is not that I want to hide something. Like said before, 'You're a very good journalist but I'm not going to answer this question."
(long silence)
I do not want to hide anything but I have a bad image about it. It is caused by the FALSE (firm) accusations of some individuals that I have a personal relationship with Procuste. There is no secret relationship between us. Okey, Procuste does many weird things with her Barbie and GI Joe dolls. But I have nothing (winks) to do with it.

Yeah it is true that I made it clear to whole eBelgium that I know some of the intimate details of what she does with it, and where she hides them. But I know that from the CP's black book. TRUE STORY!
What that black book actually is? No comment on that either!
If people keep asking about it, I will sacrifice them on the stone table in Zombie Narnia.

I do NOT have hallucinations! Zombie Narnia is a real place with several people living there. I will be a part of it as long as I'm needed there. I take there care of arranging the collection of blood debts. This is done according to the traditions of Zombia Narnia, as you can read here: http://www.erepbelgium.com/t5254-learn-to-survive

To finish, I want to say three things.
First of all, keep reading The Weekly Prophet!

Secondly, I advice all readers of The Weekly Prophet to register on our forums http://www.erepbelgium.com if they haven't already and take part in the games and debates !

And at last, the advice you are all waiting on...

(drumroll)


If I could get my hands on a small innocent kitten, I would kill it, using a butcher's knife and then cook it. I heard it tasted like rabbit. (rubs his belly)
I would then eat it cause there's no use in taking the life of an animal if it's not to eat it. However, I would force other people to also eat from it, while they would be informed that it is a kitten they are eating, mhuahahahaha.... (laughs hysterical, until some paramedics take him with them)

This interview has been taken with Nohjis on Day 1,514 of the New World. The interview was, before publication, shown to Nohjis and all alterations to the interview that he requested were done. The published text was approved by Nohjis. This interview solely represents the opinion of Nojis, The Weekly Prophet can not be held responsible for anything stated by him.