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Good day to you people of the New World. It has been a great month here for all of us Americans. A month of achievements, elections, and business. We are striving to becoming one of the greatest countries in the New World. Here is a total recap of what January had for us.

U.S. Elections
First, let us start off with Congressional Elections.
Congressional Elections
We see the popularity goes for the top 5 U.S. Parties:
- Federalist Party (17 Members Congress) Vote Percent - 26.32%
- United States Workers Party (15 Members Congress) Vote Percent - 23.46%
- We The People (11 Members Congress) Vote Percent - 17.14%
- American Military Party (11 Members Congress) Vote Percent - 16.69%
- The Black Sheep Party (11 Members Congress) Vote Percent - 16.39%

These are your top 5 U.S. Parties that run our Country's Congress. The prediction for February is that We The People will gain more congressional members for the next term. They will increase from 11 members, to 13. Raising the percentile of 17.14% to 17.29%.

U.S. President Election is second to go here on our list.
United States Presidential Election
The popular vote went surely in favor for Wild Owl, as to winning 2 other terms in elections past.
Presidential Election
- Wild Owl (66.39😵 472 Votes
- George Armstrong Custer (18.14😵 129 Votes
- Ronald Gipper Reagan (6.47😵 46 Votes
- as George sTrolls (5.20😵 37 Votes
- Dr_Devil (3.80😵 27 Votes

Congratulations to all Runner-Ups and to the President himself. All new citizens of the New World, vote! It brings our nation to great compromise and a step closer to gaining a Hegemony in the New World.

Warfare

In other news, warfare this month was a Major Priority. We have claimed much new Territory to the United States. Several campaigns happened in the course that started in December and ended in January. Spain and the U.S. battled it out in a 3-4 week campaign leading to a United States victory. Second of all, the Mexican Campaign. Baja as of now is under United States occupation. We have managed a temporary agreement until further notice. Finland agreed to give us their land as well and Resistance Wars will not stop from the Estonian Rebel Group. The U.S. has had a great military structure for this month. Hats off to all soldiers! GO U.S.A.!!!

Education
Many of you who are new, our government does offer an education to all new members and ones wanting to learn the New World. Read more information about it here: The American University Also, if you really want to apply, here is the link for the application: The American University Application
To be honest, it is a truly beneficial service and it teaches you everything you want to learn about the New World. If you prefer solo, look to a wise man. I advise to read 16 Shells: 16 Shells Gnilraps is very intelligent and always has a damn good read.

Jokes
-If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
-Q: What is the definition of diplomacy?
A: The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
-Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husban😛 "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husban😛 "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husban😛 "I'm just kidding!"
-My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

This concludes this months read of The World Status.

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