The Circus Continues *Edit* For the Impaired
Day 5,901, 12:01
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by Vexing Chaos
Ladies and gentlemen, please
Would you bring your attention to me?
For a feast for your eyes to see
An explosion of catastrophe
Like nothing you've ever seen before
Watch closely as I open this door
Your jaws will be on the floor
After this, you'll be begging for more
Welcome to the show
Please, come inside...
My turn to write an article. The only difference is, mine is based on facts and not cherry picked. See below for who is actually better at this game. Me or 4 dimwits. You decide.
The 3 stooges... Crylde not depicted because no one wants to see a drunk Crylde.
By the numbers
Exp. Points
Vexing Chaos 6,205,940 #5
Crylde 3,117,489 #16
Trolo 1,411,323 #36
Foxy Loxy 1,049,450 #44
Lady Bear 437,499 #68
Advantage, Vexing Chaos
Strength
Vexing Chaos 300,563.66 #30
Crylde 266,077.19 #38
Trolo 230,644.97 #43
Foxy Loxy 319,964.66 #25
Lady Bear 101,957.15 #63
Advantage, Foxy Loxy, slightly
Rank Points (Ground)
Vexing Chaos 275,899,024,984 #7
Crylde 27,917,889,542 #25
Trolo 11,093,742,628 #37
Foxy Loxy 27,179,596,046 #26
Lady Bear 619,879,852 #70
Advantage, Vexing Chaos
Rank Points (Air)
Vexing Chaos 41,892,662 #6
Crylde 28,106,408 #12
Trolo 3,322,068 #47 Behind 2 women
😃
Foxy Loxy 1,279,092 #62 ROFL
Lady Bear 3,342,686 #46
Advantage, Vexing Chaos
Super Soldier
Vexing Chaos 1,201 #30
Crylde 1,064 #38
Trolo 922 #43
Foxy Loxy 1,279 #25
Lady Bear 407 #63
Advantage, Foxy Loxy, slightly again
Hard Worker
Vexing Chaos 142 #36
Crylde 113 #49
Trolo 111 #50 Bringing up the rear as always
Foxy Loxy 146 #34
Lady Bear 66 #66
Advantage, Foxy Loxy, Slightly once more
Max Hit (Ground)
Vexing Chaos 466,651 #14
Crylde 329,765 #38
Trolo 282,105 #42
Foxy Loxy 396,451 #26
Lady Bear 118,222 #64
Advantage, Vexing Chaos
Max Hit (Air)
Vexing Chaos 166 #6
Crylde 163 #9
Trolo 134 #46
Foxy Loxy 124 #60
Lady Bear 134 #48
Advantage, Vexing Chaos
Shall we even continue? Yes, let's.
Campaign Hero
Vexing Chaos 1,113 1#4
Crylde 80 #15
Trolo 29 #25
Foxy Loxy 31 #24
Lady Bear 0 #60
Advantage, Vexing Chaos
Battle Hero
Vexing Chaos 7,180 #3 and ever climbing
Crylde 984 #24
Trolo 1,351 #18
Foxy Loxy 604 #31
Lady Bear 262 #54
Advantage, Vexing Chaos
Sky Hero
Vexing Chaos 2,588 #6
Crylde 2,115 #8
Trolo 306 #34
Foxy Loxy 71 #54
Lady Bear 169 #41
Advantage, Vexing Chaos
Resistance Hero
Vexing Chaos 112 #10
Crylde 59 #16
Trolo 13 #48
Foxy Loxy 12 #49
Lady Bear 21 #34
Advantage, Vexing Chaos
Mercenary
Vexing Chaos 84
Crylde 17
Trolo 9
Foxy Loxy 3
Lady Bear 2
Advantage, Vexing Chaos
Top Fighter
Vexing Chaos 1
Crylde 2
Trolo 0
Foxy Loxy 0
Lady Bear 0
Advantage, Crylde
Top Aviator
Vexing Chaos 2
Crylde 2
Trolo 0
Foxy Loxy 0
Lady Bear 0
Tie
True Patriot
Vexing Chaos 11075, 1,106,292,049,559
Crylde 1489, 147,642,597,446
Trolo 802, 78,935,270,313
Foxy Loxy 2212, 219,984,725,934
Lady Bear 50, ,749,008,276
Advantage, DUH
Freedom Fighter
Vexing Chaos 250
Crylde 128
Trolo 24
Foxy Loxy 17
Lady Bear 10
Advantage, Vexing Chaos
Prestige Hunter
Vexing Chaos 83
Crylde 12
Trolo 1 LMAO
Foxy Loxy 0
Lady Bear 0
Advantage, Vexing Chaos
Top damage in a Campaign
Vexing Chaos 71,388,440,052
Achieved while successfully defending Quebec against India on day 5,622
Crylde Damage22,150,325,470
Achieved while successfully defending Nunavut against India on day 5,460
Trolo "eCanadian Hero and Patriot....Possibly Greatest eCanadian of All-Time" He even stole that... and hardly
😃
4,673,879,285
Achieved while successfully defending Nunavut against India on day 5,832
Foxy Loxy 24,558,010,963
Achieved while successfully conquering Prince Edward Island from Poland on day 5,885
Lady Bear
3,248,838,659
Achieved while successfully defending Thessaly against Greece on day 5,622
Now of course these are just numbers, mere pixels on a screen. I would have more strength and Hard Worker medals but I served some military time back in 2013-14 so I fell behind just a tad. Additionally, I don't steal from treasuries or from people who don't deserve it otherwise my numbers would be higher.
Strange as it sounds Crylde has been the more level headed one since all this started. Trolo has this weird fascination with me that's quite scary. Almost Oinyo levels if you ask me.
Now, ofc I don't have all the screenshots (here's the whining, Trolo probably) and there's several factors for that.
#1 New PC, who dis?
#2 New baby, yup and he's fking adorable.
#3 Can't find my external HD since we moved.
#4 Does it really matter at this point?
I have called Trolo and Foxy Loxy out. Trolo especially, since he thought he was creating havoc and great destroyer of things with his bombs from the last event. I'm over here just living live with the little one while watching our local hockey team and this guy is out using his little toys Plato gave him.
As predicted he's only gotten me once after I had fallen asleep. Cute. As stated in a comment in one of their previous article I gave Foxy Kudos as he's the only one that can hang with me on ground. Do you think that stopped him from stealing again? Nope. That's fine. I spread my damage out and have fun. Sometimes I get caught with my pants down. Cool story is I have something in there to back up what I say.
So, TL; DR. I still await Trolo on the ground. Hell, even in the air when you're not hiding behind other, "stronger" players who have more weapons than I... You name the time and place and I'm there. Unlike you, the numbers don't lie and the numbers speak volumes.
Pathetic
You're not on my level bomb boy.
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First for Oinyo levels!
Do you think every time we mention Oinyo you get another entry in our government dossier?
😃
I was looking for some kind of outcome of that situation, but did not find any. But did find this which I had not seen before, https://www.expatica.com/ru/general/russian-diplomat-stabbed-in-canada-70641/
He was released after being held for three days. No charges were laid.
Thanks I couldn't remember.
“I played this game every day and I spend lots of RL money so my Avatar guy is stronger than your avatar guy”
IS NOT THE FLEX THAT YOU THINK IT IS
You even got dumped(confirmed) in RL by a woman(unconfirmed) because you couldn’t get away from the keyboard
#SAD
(Apparently only for her to return because of no other options? #DOUBLESAD LOL
Any yet, for all that strength and numbers you have only 1 victory over me in the last 2 1/2 months against what looks like 26 LOSSES
That’s 26 losses worth of Gold in my pocket that’s not in yours. Too bad too since you appear to need it much much more than I do
#brokebitch
Holy Broken record Batman. LOLOLOLOL
Unfortunately, it’s required of some of us to keep your broken and inconsistent record straight, since you change your story so much
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Thou doth project too much.
26 is a fallacy. Pics or GTFO. Confirmed dumped? Amaryllis is my fiancee and we just had a child. Next...
#Icouldbuyandsellyou
Careful what you ask for, you might just get it, and I’ve seen the #SADSACK articles you wrote when she dumped you. Too bad you can’t delete stuff that old, eh?
LOLOLOLOLOL
Stalking 4 yr old articles isn't the flex you think it is. You can't dispute facts so you resort to mud slinging. 0 humility. 0 integrity. Big fat 0.
Why do you deny it and then lash out once you get Pwned on it? #eggonface
#suckadick
#daddyneverlovedyou
#projectingainteasy
Damn Son, That's 27 now https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/623494/0/fighterStatistics
I also don't play everyday, as the article states nor do I spend LOTS of money. I know reading is hard but you don't have to call yourself out like that. Pathetic response was expected with 0 facts. 🤡 confirmed.
Weird, because you were “flexing” on Foxy not too long ago that you’ve spent more money on this game than he’s made in a lifetime. Need the screenie?
Reading comprehension is hard.
#stillglazing
Ahem it's totally an awesome flex Ahem
Lastly, because I love making with dizzy with multiple comments. You told me to spend more. But you just said I spend tons. So which is it? Take your meds man you're off your rocker.
#keepglazing
#bottomfeeder
#nolifer
Just because you spent in the past does not mean that you aren’t a #brokebitch now. Just had to debunk a VEXcuse that you couldn’t beat Foxy because you were out of food fights. Time to buy a HeroPack playa.
🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡
Chance when he “Falls Asleep”
Green light on - GETS SNIPED
Notices it too late, is too poor (no EBs/Boosters) - LOGS OFF - Green light off
5 minutes later - Green Light back on, location changed, rage PM sent claiming he was “offline” along with a myriad of VEXcuses
Broken record is playing HARD. I've never sent a "rage" PM to anyone of you dolts. How's those bombs tho? Sniping is easy when you have toys. Try now. What's your excuse for being a lying thief? Why do you jugs my nuts so tight? If you wanna talk about online/offline statuses I've noticed you quite a few times. Are we gonna mention the one I just took from you yesterday? Oh, thought not. 🤡
Which one? Link?
You only wish I was poor. This game is mere child's play. AND YOU SUCK AT IT.
Says the guy who’s 1-26. Got the link to show me? Maybe it’s 2-26. A 50% improvement for you
Show your 26 fgt. 🤡
I’d like you to dig a little deeper that they don’t exist
You’re already failing at a claim that goes as far back as yesterday
I’d like you to dig a little deeper that they don’t exist
You’re already failing at a claim that goes as far back as yesterday
Look again fk tard.
Now you're repeating yourself. LOL that's sad.
No Chance, it just doesn’t always let you reply in the right comment and I had to move it. You’re the one with the big claim of victory yesterday. Let’s see the link. I can’t see it on my reports history. Back up your big win playa
Scroll up retard.
Oh man…. I hate to break it to you Chance. We just do those to fvck with you. We drop a little so that you’ll see it and stare at your screen till battles end scared that we’re coming and your lead isn’t safe. LOL. That’s a “jokes on you” situation. I certainly wasn’t winning a BH with 4 million in damage. It’s just a little different than when I take yours when you’ve put down hundreds of millions
Too bad. I was really rooting for you there that you had one that’s I’d missed
LOL Ok... 0 humility. You tried to sneak an easy one. Nice try. Why didn't you come for it then? You've been losing in Air as well as of late. LOL@hundreds of millions. 160 mil bombs are a bottom feeders delight. Too bad you're fresh out.
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/621760/0/battleZoneStatistics #8
See the little blip in the blue at the end? That’s me fvcking with you. LOLOL. Here you are pumping that as a win. Your sad life has so few I’m not surprised you see it that way
I hit AFTER you. My oh my are you a special little man.
Never said it was a win. It's one less for you. Isn't that the game? 🤡 You're a twisted little creature. Sure hope you' didn't procreate. Can't imagine what that spawn would be like. LMAO
We know you haven’t procreated. You’re clearly the Beta Bucks part of the equation (although it appears to be #brokebucks) but Puckaryllis may not be working with much looks wise so maybe you’re the best she could do in a pinch. Baby needs a Daddy and the rent ain’t cheap
I have 3 kids you fktard. Keep bringing RL into things. I'd snap you like a twig.
Mmmmm Hmmmm
You mentioned a year in the military…What happened? you puss out? Not man enough?
A deployment you moron. 22+ yrs. Your trolling is as bad as your game play.
You know what they say about guys in the Military. Most of their kids aren’t theirs. But you know that already
“but I served some military time back in 2013-14”. Nowhere does this suggest it was merely a deployment. Maybe you should proofread your own work before you comment about comprehension.
Either way, if your serious about 22 years then that explains the #brokebitch, the kids that aren’t yours and your rage problem as you no doubt look back on a life wasted
I have all if my kids. I regret nothing. Your comments are pointless and baseless. I've mentioned many times, to include in my articles that I'm military. I've been home for all of my kids. Not my fault daddy never loved you. Feel free to reply. You won't get an answer. You're boring me.
Nothing will ever change the fact that you got dumped because you could not stop playing a (crappy) online game. Nothing, ever…. I’m actually not sure what’s more pathetic, that you couldn’t step away (or thought so little of Puckaryllis that you didn’t even try) or that Puckaryllis just accepted that you’re a loser and decided to live with it. That just….speaks volumes