The Accidental Dictator :P

Day 2,442, 04:27 • Published in India Croatia • by Vijayakrishna
If you thought Charlie Chaplin was funny in The Dictator then let me tell u a sleepless guys love story with cat.

Shutdown your logic and switch on the humour


Not so long ago, a cat dreamed of becoming a dictator, it promised many things. Indians who always like baba’s, hailed the cat as saviour and icon for dynamism, cat baba took birth.



The cat then met his love in a little kid who has sleeping issues. Cat being more active at nights immediately fell in love with this new kidernin. Both boasted of things to come, made so many plans for their future.



eIndia and allies waited for them to deliver. All were curious to see.


The elections came, cat won with bumper majority. He chose his ministry, filled with new ones. Cat was honored with a new title by the cabinet insiders ‘Kitten Steal’



It was honeymoon time for kittensteal n kidernin. Kitten steal soon took steps to ensure he made justice to his dictator title. At the same time the great Plato announced a world cup!


Alas! Who knew that a ball called life will injure kitten steal even before start of tourney?


The age old ‘Presidential curse’ came back to strike kitten steal. He injured his tail and kidernin had to take additional responsibilities. It was just like what a new couple would face after honeymoon, harsh reality came before them.




Kidernin, who was so much influenced by kitten steals ideals gradually took hold of entire government(expect for internal affairs n education 😛). He became the DANCING CP of eIndia 😃 😛
It was chaos, the tourney yielded wealth to the land but people started becoming restless with kidernin.
Kitten Steal tried hard to get his tail right and come back. He even made a *nervous steal* article 😉 but he failed as a bigger ball hit him now and this time, his tail got cut off.

Kidernin scared off the local banker and threw the duties to another noob to handle. The noob who was handling things independently till then gave kidernin a new name for his services *Dumbernin*



Big cat singh was seen murmuring *fools* to himself many times during this period.




Well if you think story ended here..

We had a bigger twist



Kitten steal dumped dumbernin and found a new buddy, this buddy domesticated him and overtook entire possessions of kitten steal. Dumbernin heartbroken of these developments kicked kitten steal out his own apartment n now occupies it till end of the horror dream.

I am all praise for dumbernin, doing all stuff, putting finger and nose in every issue he sees, let’s hail him as our dictator. I propose we declare his birthday as *National Sleeplessness* day!





Ps. This is for fun. Lord Bernin is really doing hard work for us, I would not have done it.

Or may be he really needs a proper night sleep. You never know 😉