Team Freedom Vs Team Oppression - Issue 11 - 19 Jun
Jake Lee Blakeway
It seems nowadays, if you want to be an active citizen and get involved in politics, you can’t help but get dragged into the cesspool of inhumane acts that seem to go on in the UK political scene. It seems that one way or another you get dragged in, forced to pick a side, a fight almost between Team Freedom Vs Team Oppression. In case you didn’t know: Team Oppression is led by King William, with his stooge Bruce Wayne. Team Freedom is led by, well, no one. That I know of at least. However I hereby promote myself to the leader of Team Freedom! Freedom Fighters Unite!
The argument always boils down to one thing. Control. Both parties seem to want to have total control; at least in the eyes of their opponents. Team Oppression ironically thinks that they are being oppressed and that the current rulers are just Control Freaks. Meanwhile Team Freedom believe that Team Oppression is trying to take control to destroy the UK and leave us all broken.
I should say in the name of an independent media, that both sides are right. However if you have your head screwed on the right way, there really is only one right answer. If you have been watching this entire saga unfold, you will have noticed a set of recurring events:
1)Team Oppression Rigs Elections to ensure victory. Mainly achieved by having another party move over and give votes, also by using mail to get MU’s to vote for parties too.
2)Team Freedom, rightly outraged, takes steps to stop this.
3)Team Oppression resorts to lobbing insults to other members and starts cutting people out of their parties. Also starts to lob childish insults, blaming other people for the reason why the UK is so screwed.
4)Team Oppression (Bruce mainly of course) starts to spew out filth and bad language in an attempt to regain control. Failing that Team Oppression starts to give evidence that has no meaning at all, for that matter it isn’t even relevant to anything. Failing that they start to call new people multis just because they are losing to a newbie.
5)Team Freedom shows true and convincing evidence about the bribery and corruption of what Team Oppression has done. When confronted, Team Oppression deny it, or they publicly admit it but say that no one acted on it (Like offering bribes and then having the gall to say it doesn’t count because no one asked for the money) and therefore it doesn’t count in any way shape or form.
6)In a desperate bid to win once more, Team Oppression launches a campaign to retake the lead, stating that with our endorsements they will destroy the dictatorship and restore our Great Britain, promising to listen to all parties and to appoint the right people to the job; except they have to listen to what the dictator tells them to do, which makes them useless and actually just makes it look like a fake democracy. They then start to make absurd promises about what they would do, failing to realise even the most basic game mechanic – that even a new player like me can understand - that a dictator is just a button presser and has to answer to the Country President and Congress. I mean seriously, a level 100+ player can’t understand basic game mechanics that a level 25 can…
7)Should all else fail, Team Oppression threatens to bring back BigAnt (Whoever they were) and start a civil war, right on the brink of when we are about to get wiped out by a huge country and lose all of our land.
Good going Team Oppression. Well done. You just won the award for the biggest Hypocrites in the game. And your grand prize is: to be mocked and ridiculed by all the sane and sensible people in the country!
Seriously, Bruce and William. Your attempts to do what you are doing, taking over the country, and threatening to take us all down when you don’t get your own way. You are just as bad as the real life Argentinians over the Falklands. Well no, actually you are worse. Argentina actually takes the time to come up with some good and slightly plausible rubbish and dribble about reasons to own the Falklands. You two just spew out rubbish.
Oh actually:
😎When Bruce is losing to a newbie, Bruce starts saying he is really clever, and begins to over-analyse said new player. He begins to draw parallels that are only coincidental and begins to use that as an elaborate excuse of calling you a multi… really…That is how sad Bruce is. Breaking my name into JLB and then linking it to JLB credit from Peep show…get it? Because I use Peep Show gifs apparently… see if you spot the error when you go back through my past articles.
It is clear, really clear. That the only way we are going to deal with this crisis and the Argentina invasion is one thing… We need to get Bruce, William, Chappie and all his BDP multis kicked out of the country and this game if possible. Kicking them out of congress is simply not enough.
In the name of democracy. If over 50% of the country’s average active population support this motion, then we will take it to the Plato (The admins right?) And ask them on behalf of the eUK to do what needs to be done. We need to show the admins, that we will not tolerate what goes on here with William and Bruce. They poison this game and drive new players away.
I was close to leaving at one point because of Bruce and William. How are we ever going to attract new players when we have these two people lurking around?
Well you know what do. Support Below and we can do this.
Now just to annoy the members of the UKRP
#Blakeway4CP #yesiusehashtags #dealwithit #iusethemonpartyfeedsusually #ievenhashtagmyxDemojii
Until Tomorrow…
Don’t forget to vote this one. We need to get everyone in the eUK to see this.
Comments
I am a bit worried that your articles are becoming angrier and angrier. Maybe take a step back figuratively and take a deep breath. Also think you may be too close to the subject matter on this one but it's ok for independent media to have a stance as long as it isn't a political puppet.
Like I said at the top. Sadly it seems everyone gets dragged into this.
Ironically when i first came here i was ignorant and said ' why can't we all be friends and stop fighting?' Now i understand why. This community is plagued by some nasty people, who react nastily to anyone who steps in there way. Sadly, while these people are still around, we can't all have fun or enjoy this game.
I wouldn't say i am becoming angrier. i would say they are becoming more Satire, more sarcastic - which being Aspergic as i am, is quite rare.
The eUK sometimes goes through periods like this. It's not a nice introduction to the eworld, but it does end, and when it does then you'll hopefully find yourself amongst friends.
Just remember, your future is decided by your actions today! 😛
As Colin said, a good tip for this game, take a step back, breath, go somewhere private. have furios me time, repeat. come back. It's all good man. But yeah the admins sadly won't listen to that 😢
lol
Yes. Let's call the oppressed the "oppressors"
The negative attacks are coming in the OTHER direction.
That's only because you pretty much let Bruce all the talking since everyone started calling you out.
*do all
lol, typical eUK, 'Us v Them' gets us no where. Would have hoped some of you had realised the past mistakes. Looks like we are gearing up for yet another treasury war!
But it is so much fun anyway
History, it would appear, does in fact repeat itself.
The two factions, almost parallel to those 'factions' of today, I used to term the "optimates", and the "populares". In the end it turned out that it was best to come under neither faction- hence my supposed political survival! 😛
Reminds me of the good old days of Alfa and UKPP.
Ahh memories...🙂
I actually miss Alfa 🙁, at least he seemed to legitimately want to help new players...in his own close-minded way, at least.
Bruce really isn't that bad.
Sure there's not filter on his mouth, but he's not a bad guy.
Jake, I understand what you are saying, but take it from us who have been here a while. This same exact dance has played out so many times it's not worth getting too upset over. We need to do our best on behalf of the eUK, but in the meantime we can't devolve into some angry conglomerate, because then trolls win.
On a different (and less politically aggravated) note to all the other comments, I saw the Would I Lie to you episode that the gif at the bottom was on on Dave two days ago. It was good.
We need to get Bruce, William, Chappie and all his BDP multis kicked out of the country and this game if possible. Kicking them out of congress is simply not enough.
You are a nut-case, with deep lying issue's, the utter dribble you talk is similar to the Nazi party and all fascist. The idea of having different views and options seems lost on you, that is why we have right and left wing politics
To me you only agenda seems to want to split the country and in the end the country will get pissed off with you
You only stand for being a trouble maker. So maybe go buy a large wooden stick just to stir,stir stir.
Good Luck Team Nutcase
I'm confused...you didn't put quotes around the first paragraph so you appear to want to remove yourself from game.
2012 account 205 strength 1 TP award Good one!
ty ty. Came back 3 weeks ago after several year break. Nice you're looking me up though.
See Bruce,
You can't go 5 minutes without insulting someone can you?
Firstly, Be careful when lobbing the word Nazi around. I can tell you for free, what i am doing is nothing of the sort. What you and William are doing, well that is a more accurate description of the word you are trying to use to describe me.
I don't mind Different Views and Different Opinions. Infact if you look at every other post i have done, i have always stated i think this country needs a second voice. I just don't think that voice should be you or King William. Or anyone associated with you.
If you hadn't employed underhand methods, mockery and generally childish behaviour, everyone, myself included would of taken you a little more seriously. In the entire time that i have been here, neither of you have suggested a way to make the eUK better except for 'make dictator, i will bring back democracy'
Chaps you bore me!
On a more politically biased note, GO TEAM FREEDOM!
*distant cheers are heard*