Poland! Help your russian friends!

Day 857, 14:48 • Published in Poland Russia • by mogaba
Dear Poland!

The tide of the things turned that we aren't friends we used to be. Our swordplay and some fat trolling made us look like enemies for the whole world. But are we really enemies? Hell no! We love you with all the passion of our hearts and want to hug you with all the tenderness each time we are hearing the magnificient sound of mazurka. Today the black days for eRussia have come. We are facing a threat of total extermination by mighty eFinland. As you can see here, the conquerors pulled out an ultimatum. We will do whatever they demand just to survive of course, but we lack gold for that. However we know, that Poland has a strong and growing economy and a great reserve of gold. Please! Please! Help your russian friends. We need just a tiny loan, not more than 5000 gold to pay to the suomi aggressors. Don't let us fall. We, the inventors of vodka should help each other.

Xx. Love you!
eRussia.