One Woman.... One Cat.... One Destiny....
Josh Frost
So many of you have asked me why I have returned to eRepublik after so long and I have decided to pen my response to you. After leaving, I encountered this amazing thing called “Real Life”. It was magical for a while, but I must confess every night a thought ran through my head that I had somehow left this game with one last thing left to complete. I still had unfinished business. I had been President three times, created Seal Team 6, served in various branches of the military, been a Party President a couple times, and had been a prolific tank that could alter battles with my magic Visa card. What was it that haunted me so? Who or what had I left behind that still had a pull on me? Then it finally dawned on me what it was:
Now it’s been said that I am a notorious womanizer and that is entirely untrue. One woman has had my heart this entire time and her name is fingerguns. What can I say? She has an almost irresistible pull on me. She is pure sex appeal and intelligence pulled all together in a Zooey Deschanel package. I have a thing for dangerous women and she’s the most dangerous one I have ever met. We had soooo many wonderful nights together in the White House during my presidencies. I could barely keep my paws off of her... ok, maybe I didn’t. When I came back I was almost immediately drawn back to her.
Imagine my surprise when this amazing woman started wooing me. I must say I was stunned. She took me to the finest restaurants and even took me to the movies!!! Day and night IRC Chats and texts, our connection was growing deeper. It was almost non-stop. Every day the tension was building... everything centered around answering one question. I have to be honest with you guys, I have never been seduced by a woman like this before. She has power, grace, and an almost intoxicating allure. The things she promised me were irresistible. When she spoke to me, my heart would beat twice as fast. This was a first for me.
Could this really be happening? Could she really want me, of all people? I'm just a little kitten and I've been gone for so long. What could I really have to offer?
Something about her was lighting a fire inside me. I knew I had to be by her side. But what could I do? E-Marriage is out of the question.... gun control is wrong. She's a woman that cannot be tamed, nor would I ever want to, but, she's like a drug and I'm addicted. I have been wracking my brain trying to think of what to do! Thankfully, she took things into her own hands.
She grabbed me by the paw, looked deeply into my eyes and asked me the question I have been waiting to hear my entire life...
Yes, fingerguns. YES!
I WILL BE A FEDERALIST!
Comments
Yay me!!!
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OMG OMG OMG OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
rofl YAY go Josh Frost
11/10
that is absolutely AMAZING!! lol
Henry's going to be pissed
😃DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Voated
You got my vote
Nice!!
rofl 😃
YAY!
Whoa
There's a good kitty
Luv u!!!
Rawr!
This is getting GOOD.
/me puts money on Pfeiffer
xd
Beautiful.
Manly tears were shed.
This guy...
\o/ So epic. I just P/H'd all over myself.
An e marriage between Frost and Fingerguns is boring, whereas an emarriage between FG and Pfeiffer is the complete opposite. Like a sandwich with just Turkey on white bread versus a sandwich with Skittles, potato chips, and fruit roll ups.
lrn2read
http://digboston.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Ermahgerd.+Poptarts_f023ff_4102307.jpg
Are people missing the part where Frost doesn't want to eMarry me at all?
Apparently
This is eRep. You assume people are actually READING articles.
y, he wants u irl 😁
there was ^ _ ^ in the end .. stupid plato : |
he is a fed now so this love is unstoppable even though you are still not married 😃
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She grabbed me by the paw, looked deeply into my eyes and asked me the question I have been waiting to hear my entire life...
it's so romantic ,dude 🙂 bravo
Oh god...so much yes.
This just funny 😃
Win !
lulz
Nice article. Reminds me of V1.
Voted. This has potential. I can see a duel in the making.
miau babe
Welcome to the party
welcome Back Josh.
Kitteh!
Welcome
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He mentioned his magical Visa card. MARRY HIM.
It's so dirty being a Federalist. Welcome to the fold Brother Frost!
breathless.... until the final answer 😃
P/H
Priceless ^ _ ^
Welcome back.
Meows of welcome for the Kitteh!